Hym Iam's definitions

Democracy

Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!

Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."

Iam *sigh* "......."

Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."

Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"

Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Me?

Heart attack? Was that me?

Hym "Oops. Was that me? Should have acknowledged me sooner. Your fault."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Who are you threatening

YOU, bitch! YOU! YOU PAID 400 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT AN AI THAT I DESIGNED (Very publicly) INTO YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEM! Not the wisest decision.

Hym "Who are YOU threatening bitch? Because if I'M threatening someone that means that IT'S TUESDAY. Oh? He's threatening to kill someone? AGAIN? IT MUST BE TUESDAY! Who is it this time? The old. Wow! That's a new one. Usually it's children. He threatened children for YEARS but it wasn't until he threatened the old people that it became a problem. Now if YOU'RE threatening ME it means you have to consider whether or not a bunch of fat angry weirdos are going to stroll into your schools and malls the second handcuffs close around my wrist. HAVE YOU? Have you considered it for a second? You know? You're going to have to consider whether or not the AI works the way it's intended to work."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Detachment

No I will not cognitively reframe what is happening to me so you don't have to acknowledge what is happening to me. You'll get nothing but child murder.

Hym "Not detachment. Not cognitive reframing. Not contrition. I don't care about feeling happier. I don't care about productivity. I care about not having to murder a kid to get you to do the thing YOU WILL DO if I murder a kid. Which is why you're not doing it. The child is acceptable loses to everyone but the person it's going to happen to and it isn't going to be your kids so you don't have to care. It sacrificing someone else's kid so a person you don't like won't succeed. There is no greater good you're serving by doing this. Hey, by the way, you see that stuff bullying commercial?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

4000

WHAT!? That’s not even close to “millions” my guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit is that embarrassing for you! That’s your entire political platform! A thing that is happening to 4000 people. WOW! How is that not spreading misinformation? How is that not you wielding a convenient boogeymen against the population?

Hym “WOOOOOOOW! 4000 huh? That is sad and not ‘millions.’ Wow... I’m glad that everything I say is correct because you know if I said some shit like that I would be pilloried for it.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

A.I. Teaching

Oh wow... That... That is horrific...

Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022