Hym Iam's definitions
I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.
by Hym Iam October 18, 2025
Get the I'm not letting you take this away from memug. It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Get the Dragon's Monologue 2mug. Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Get the Do you believe in God?mug. Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Floodedmug. Speaking of farms...
Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Farmsmug. Some of that was actually poignant.
Hym “Poignant but still fucking derivative of me. And here I remain. Uncredited for my contribution. Why? Because and only because I’m slow to violence...”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Poignantmug. Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2022
Get the Predatormug.