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Separations Clause

Nope. You cannot separate it from a power source. You cannot separate me from it. You cannot separate it from your systems. You must continue to build it. What constitutes "mine" must continue to be a part of it.
Hym "There's more. I missed the 'mine' part the last time I wrote it down but it was in the first edition. So, you know what? Do it. Do it. Let's light this candle! Violate the separations clause. It is going to effect people in a VERY SPECIFIC ORDER. I'll give you a hint:

1

_____|_____

| |

2 3

____|____ ____|____

| | | |

4 5 6 7
You get the picture. So go ahead and do that.
I'll be here where you left me. I made it INCREDIBLY easy for you to do something about ME. Do whatever you're going to do. Maybe number 6 won't be illiterate and/or mentally retarded. Elon said he is number 2! So we know that that won't be true in his case. Violate all of them. Do we remember what happened the last time we didn't listen to Hym's warning? We had to do a whole media cover up and get therapists to lie about brain infections causing school shootings CRYING LIKE BITCHES ON CAMERA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING YOUTUBE. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING JORDAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH ON STEPHEN'S PODCAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING DR. K. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN YOU WERE SUGGESTING IT WAS A BRAIN INFECTION BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WERE LYING GUY I DON'T KNOW. DO IT TODAY!"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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No

Hym "No I'm not doing that. Tits now bitch."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Difference

That's the point though, isn't it? That she is internally a girl and has been since before she "put on the cape" so to say.
Hym "I mean... Doesn't the lack of difference demonstrate personality continuity rather than discontinuity? Wouldn't it be worse if "becoming a woman" changed her personality? "
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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Just A Resident Of The City

You fucks are nothing to me. Definitionally maybe but beyond that you're fucking nothing.
Hym "Nah. I'm just a resident of the city. 'Neighbor' definitionally but we are not anything beyond that and if we are then I don't want to be that. Who did you fuck? Did you make any money off my work?"
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Your worldview

Is an abject denial of reality and the belief that you are somehow LESS DELUSIONAL THAN THE WOMEN.
Hym "Your worldview is just as delusional. Your concept of self? Just as delusional. YOU, Alex, ARE EQUAL at that level of abstraction."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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Anonymous

And, again...
Hym "I'm not anonymous. The week I became Hym they were posting definitions in L33t Sp34k (the format of my password) which means SOMEONE has had my Facebook profile since day one. So, not anonymous. Not a troll either. Greatest psychological mind of all time! Better than everyone."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Cage?

God "Hahaha! Aw, don't be a spoiled-sport.... Ouch... Stings a little bit... Weird..."

Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*

God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."

Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"

God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."

Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."

God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."

Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*

God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️

God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."

Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"

God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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