Hym Iam's definitions

The Accuser

IS THAT WHAT SATAN MEANS!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Is THAT what SATAN means!? AHA! So anyone who accuses the Jews of being wrong or bad becomes both wrong and bad!? Uno Reverse! And then Something-something non-sequitur follows shortly after like 'Well of you're "The Accuser" then I just get to do whatever I want!' THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!? THAT'S THE WHOLE JEWISH RACKET! 'OoOoOo Ghefoigal! He's accusing me of doing the thing I'm doing Goysh! He can't know I'm doing the thing I'm doing! Only I know I'm doing the thing he knows I'm doing!' The accuser. That is priceless. 'He's doing an insurrection! And insurrection against God! OoOoOo Ghefoigal!' Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. That. Is. Hilarious."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2024

Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?

Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Verso

Oh, you're curious?

Hym "Yeah, no, Verso ending is shit. Probably the right thing to do in the context of the story but deeply unsatisfying. I'm playing it again on expert to get the good one."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

Blake

Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.

Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...

Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Exodus IV

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.

Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Possessed

Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!

Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”

by Hym Iam October 21, 2022