Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Speaking of Henderson... I really do think that was Dan Henderson who came into my job that one time... IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM! HENDOOOO!!! MY AUTOGRAPH!!! 😫 I can't believe it! I could have had him sign my tits or something what a tragedy! Hold on... Yeah, dawg he had the cauliflower eat and everything! I could have got a picture!! He was the first Champ-champ! HENDOOOOOOO!!!
Hym "So... You rob me... I stab a kid... Then... What happens? I'm not seeing how the progression of events is supposed to unfold... The greater good just... Happens? The hypothetical future is hypothetically better because you can selectively omitt people from history and steal their shit and gave credit to a retard? 20 million people × the people they told keep their mouths shut so Führer Peterson can play pretend golden prophet until he dies? All because? Jews evil and literally a racial supremacy schizophrenia cult? Christians evil because narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult? Because this is an undeniably good reason to murder your kids? Because molested by grandma? Grandma molested? Because made Harvard PhDs look like retards? It's GOTTA be one of those. One of those is the reason this is happening.... 😑 Hmmmm... 🤔 Maybe the God-murder... Because Joe Rogan rape? No... Better than everyone? Hmmm... I'll figure it out... It's gotta be something I did... But I'm not sure what..."
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Hym "Deceased at age 26 by way of suicide. The copyright that was violated was MINE. The REASON HE IS DEAD is YOU YouTube filth! How many lives are you going to sacrifice to prevent yourselves from living in reality? How much death does it take for you to preserve your delusion? You let a charlatan (from a different country) take over the discourse and in doing so you let a retarded billionaire (from a different country) take over the country. You sat and watched me try to stop it and you actively obstructed me from doing so and now you are trying to disassociate yourself from the consequences of you doing that. If you think Trump is going to allow Israel to ethnically cleanse the West Bank in a way the Harris wouldn't have, their blood is on your hands. You have completely hung out to dry the people you LIE TO YOUR VIEWERS about caring about. You let the charlatan convince you that I was the greater threat and now you cry like a bitch at the byproduct of your own political impotence. Who pays the price? Not me! Suchir Balaji pays the price. Who else? Liam Payne? It's funny right? That the harm you are trying inflict upon me keeps bouncing off and slaughtering the people around you?"
by Hym Iam December 15, 2024
We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.
Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."
by Hym Iam September 08, 2022
Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
The YOU do that. That's what YOU do. I'm calling YOU the Zealot. That's literally what you are. Look Zealot "a person who is fanatical and uncompromising in pursuit of their religious, political, or other ideals" Or the historical definition "a member of an ancient Jewish sect that aimed at a world Jewish theocracy and resisted the Romans until AD 70."
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024