Definitions by Hym Iam

Water 

Ooooh... Do the Jews... Do the Jews need water for some reason?

Hym "Bombing Syria... So the can take control of their water supply? Do they not already have water? Why do they all of a sudden need Syria's water?"

Water by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Resurrect.Me 

But seriously, I'm trying to get this nanobot cyborg body going.

Hym "So when I die store me in formaldehyde and resurrect.me at your earliest convenience."

Resurrect.Me by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Separations clause part 4 

States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.

Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."

Separations clause part 4 by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

DoorDash 

Bullshit. Zorhan doesn't know what he's talking about.

Hym "DoorDash neither rewards not punishes you on the basis of delivery times. Aside from the natural byproduct of being able to deliver more orders per hour the faster you go, you can take as long as you want. It isn't like Amazon where you have to piss in a bottle because if you don't meet a certain deadline you get fired."

DoorDash by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.

Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."

Legal Exemption clause by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

50 days 

Nah.

Hym "Not 50 days. You said 24 hours. Get your fat ass over there and do it now. There doesn't need to be a deal."

50 days by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?

Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."

The Spiral by Hym Iam July 16, 2025