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Hym "AND EVEN IF IT IS THEY WILL STILL DO IT! THEY AREN'T THAT DISCRIMINATORY AND NEITHER IS YOUR SLUT OF A DAUGHTER. THEY AREN'T MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE. PROSTITUTION PROVES THAT YOU'RE WRONG JORDAN. BETTER LOOKING WOMEN THAN YOUR WIFE FOR $50."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
Hym "Why are you pretending you aren't a fan? Why act like you don't know (already) who I am? Even the CRACKHEAD OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT knew who I was! Have you had other pseudonym guys on? You don't care. You are trying to gain control by making me jump through some arbitrary hoop. You NEED to get me to do a thing you want me to do because this is about getting me to bend to an authority to prove ad hoc that you God isn't a bitch. Because if I cede to YOUR authority, then, I will be (by extension) ceding to the authority of your bitch God. You're a bitch. Your God is a bitch. The FACT that you are a bitch is going to make it easier for me to kill your bitch God because I know that you are too much of a BITCH to stand before it."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Hym "Your general awareness of me DOESN'T MEAN you have to do anything to stop me from hammering retards and drowning prostitutes.... But it DOES mean you get to take credit for my ideas... As punishment... For NOT murdering retard fucking sluts? Or talking about strangling whores? Hows the saying go? 'Those who do not care about saving others are not themselves saved.' It's bizarre. And you can't even say I'm being judged by my own measure because for what did I judge anyone? Fucking retard? Haven't done. Being a retard? Haven't done. The only measure by which I'm being judged is STILL just 'Have you been anointed by the priestess!? No!? Then you are still unclean!!' In this quasi-religious fucking women worshipping cult kind of way. It's sick. You're all sick."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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