Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
OHO! If I would have know you were going to butter me up I would have brought biscuits! And not "biscuits" as in "cookies". Actual biscuits.
Hym "Ha! Yes! I rather like that! Sophisticated? Me? Very much so! Thank you very much!"
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2022
A Truman Show-esque reality show.
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram
TSE reality show > work > relationships
This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
TSE reality show > work > relationships
This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?
Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.
Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.
What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."
by Hym Iam September 01, 2023
You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.
Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...
Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."
Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."
Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"
Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."
Iam "God... Why?"
Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."
Iam "God... Why?"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022