Definitions by Hym Iam
Helpful
What you are not. What is referencing me supposed to do for me? Nothing. Useless. "Not justifying it! Just explaining it!" Like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? And not the quote in and of itself but the fact that you are doing it in reference to me. What is that supposed to me to me. Yes. I understand that you are reading this. Crediting me with the fruits of my labor would prove that you are not better than me. Which is exactly why you are not doing it.
Hym "Oh, and I almost forgot to mention (well, not really 'forgot' but I wanted to sit in this for a while) remember the other week when I had some guy behind the counter of a gas station say the name of the last restaurant I was at before he even address the fact that he was ringing up my purchase? Well, that same night I had a pair of kids (looked maybe 16-18) pull up next to me as I was driving, get my attention, the passenger either flipped me off or point up to the sky (either 👆🖕), and then they sped off, and honked their horn 3 times. That's shit isn't normal. If that shit isn't insane to you then you degree is as meaningless as your book. Famous YouTubers referencing me also isn't normal but is slowly becoming a common phenomenon. That's not helpful. It's so not helpful that it suffices to say that it seems intended to be the opposite of helpful. The former is going to continue happening regardless of how hard I work. And if you want me to 'be normal' then that is no longer an option. A 'normal' does not have to tolerate this. Therefore, I will not tolerate this. If the bus driver can't be reasoned with and he refuses to turn the wheel; if don't need to let him drive me off of a cliff."
Twitter again
Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
Twitter again by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
"Da" instead of "the" guy
.........Who could it have been???
Hym "Hey, anybody else remember "Da" instead of "the" guy? He was on here for a while and he always replaced the word "the" with "da" and would write every night (almost as much as me). Remember that guy? He was one of the few guys who was always active. Him and the Cajun guy were the most notable. I wonder who "Da" instead of "the" guy could have been 🤔 Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones? Huh? Want to weight in? Who do YOU think "Da" instead of "the" guy was? Hohohohoho! Wouldn't that be a plot twist, huh? If it was Dr. Jeepjorp. I doubt anyone but me remembers. Not a lot of OGs on around that time... Vote section is closed to me now so I wouldn't even know if they are still active. I think I remember a pretty hardcore red pill guy as well.... Nobody making any movies or anime series about them, are they? "Da" instead of "the" guy.... Hmm... Wonder if he knows who he was dealing with yet... I wonder who he was... I wonder how he's doing... Good? Bad? Probably a little of both..."
"Da" instead of "the" guy by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Tokenized Albert Wesker
Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
Tokenized Albert Wesker by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Caveat
Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!?
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"