Definitions by Hym Iam
I.U.D.
Nah but they don’t want to use the I.U.D. cus it pokes the fat cockles in the tip when they’re hitting bottom.
Nah
I said that initially you bitch. I said that initially and it wasn’t good enough for you. And after I said it, ONLY THEN, did you take it upon yourself to hoist me by my own petard.
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Congratulations. I’m you moral paragon now. You’re acting out my moral system instead of your own. What I did is that exact opposite of what you’re doing. I was wronged so I abandoned yours. You can’t be a hero and a victim? Martin Luther king was assassinated. Jesus crucified. Joan of Arc? Burned at the stake. Veterans? Abandon by the state? John wick? Victim of a break-in that justified a merciless killing spree. Can’t be both hero and villain? Fight club. The fact that he his both hero and villain is the premise of the movie. Shit Jujutsu Kaisen. Itadori is both the main protagonist and antagonist. You need me to be the bad guy. Because if I’m not, you lives are a lie. WHICH I ALSO SAID! You don’t get more right about ANYTHING than I am right now. It’s not even a CLAIM! I’m not claiming anything. You’re doing the thing I said you were doing and you’re justifying it HOW I SAID YOU WOULD JUSTIFY IT! Nah. You know what they added to the company mission statements now? Do you? No retaliation clause. You get shit on, you just have to take it. And that’s what you’re doing. Retaliating to retaliation. That’s what makes what you’re doing different from what I did.
Beauty
Yes.
Hym “Beauty! Yes! ✊ Truth? Sure. 🤷 ♂️ Huh? Interesting hierarchy of value there bud. You’re clearly an advocate for men. Hey, if the whore has to lie to get sex with the retard, how does that not make her a rapist? By your own definition? Careful how you answer. You’re entire propositional ethic is predicated on beau... I mean truth. Oops.”
Assume
Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”