Definitions by Hym Iam

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...

Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."

Platform by Hym Iam January 11, 2023

Matthew 

I actually like Matthew. I'll admit I spoke to soon.

Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"

Matthew by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Pride 

Then I guess you should swallow your pride and prostrate yourself before your betters like a good little man of God, shouldn't you?

Hym "What's worse than a man with too much pride? A man with none."

Pride by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Better 

If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?

Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."

Better by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

The one to steal on 

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

The one to steal on by Hym Iam January 9, 2023

Relatable 

I wasn't speaking for the oppressed I genuinely didn't realize how relatable I am.

Hym "I said before I can only speak for myself. I didn't know I was this relatable! But I find it funny that the solution is literally just genuine empathy AND that you would take credit for something you genuinely don't have and the byproducts of that thing."

Relatable by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Sex trafficking 

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?

Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️

Sex trafficking by Hym Iam January 8, 2023