Definitions by Hym Iam

Parallel 

You see it right?

Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."

Parallel by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Do NO harm 

NOT help A LOT and harm SOME, Jordan. You didn't have to play the game.

Hym "WOW! A cost/benefit analysis? Really? 'Even if I did harm the 12 people, I've helped way more than that" is not 'Do NO harm'. That's literally just 'if you help enough you can do some harm if you want and it's not a big deal.' You know? And quit listening to Eric. It's not a fucking retweet. Alright? It's a direct quote from a syndicated author and gjost writer who has directly inspired a multitude of creative work. Why does Alice in Borderland end with a close up of a Joker card? Is it because the guy who wrote 'The Joker' also wrote about how underrated the anime was and inspired someone to adapt it to Netflix? I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. I would LOVE to be regaled with all of the work I've inspired. This is what I mean by this being about 'becoming God unto Pharoah'. You quote me directly, smirk and have a laugh with your colleagues and in the context of MY situation, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, Jordan. Just like you KNOW what the question 'Do you believe in God'means. This is just another instance of you being blindsided by your own inability to weasel your way out of things. Just DM me what what I want to know. You can do things you don't want to do. You don't need to be God unto Pharaoh. You have my name. Shit, everyone has my name. YOU have my DUNGEON MASTER'S NAME! Just... You know, take your own advice. I just don't get it. How are you AT ALL surprised by this?"

Do NO harm by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Stable 

Oh, yeah, no you're right I'm a complete nutjob. Buuuut.... If you're weaponizing schizophrenia against your moratl enemy... Should you really be allowed to keep your license? I mean... for a guys who has said on multiple occasions that he's "never seen anyone get away with anything" Why did you think you could participate in that an nothing would happen to you? You and Dr. David Bus somehow got a recording of me saying I was "Uniquely charming" at a DnD session and quoted me publicly, on camera and posted it to your channel and then gave a speech that I literally wrote, even though I have know way of know how you're seeing any of this. You really think nobody is watching huh? That is wild. I also didn't make any complaints.

Hym "Hey! You watch that tone of your young lady! You know what you're doing over there. Nobody made you do that shit. You could have helped me immediately. I'm in a bit of a pickle. And if I'm that unstable how is what you're doing not the exact opposite of what you should be doing? You clearly make house calls. Ask christiano ronaldo. You're doing this to yourself because you wanted to teach someone a lesson and now look at you. Both of you. And Thomas Delauer is more qualified to talk about your diet than you. I've had more stolen from me than you'll ever earn in your life and I don't have nepotism working for me. I had to actually build my fanbase from the group up. I mean really. What did you think was going to happen with you doing that? Huh? You need to rethink your attitude. Go sit on the stairs. Your father and I are going to talk and you can rejoin the conversation when learn how to behave yourself."

Stable by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Re-education camps 

Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!

Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."

Re-education camps by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Mathematician 

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.

Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."

Mathematician by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Top gun 2 

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

Top gun 2 by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Condone

Why, yes, Michael. You're exactly right! The cam girl thing does not sound like something I condone. And I don't! It violates rule #1 (Never give anyone any money)! We know this!

Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?

If you point a camera at your face and tell men to work hard, people will just throw money at you by the handful! Ha! Deliciously evil! And, with that, he has proven me right once again (which I DO condone)! And the sex trafficking charge is full of shit because throw women went there of their own volition, exploited sad lonely men, and didn't have any problem with it until he went public and made them look like horrible exploitative pieces of shit!"

Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"

Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"

Condone by Hym Iam January 12, 2023