Definitions by Hym Iam
Resign
Hahahahahahaha WHAT!? For calling into question your righteousness... They should resign!? Nietzschian Megalomaniac. That right there. 👆 The things they sighted are all things you clearly did.
Hym "Wait wait wait.... So, they are taking away your license... But it's not evidence of YOUR incompetence.... It's evidence of THEIR incompetence... So.... They're taking away what is yours because they don't like a thing you said? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. And it's funny because you clearly did those things. You clearly believe you're beyond reproach. They need to go to a convent for 10 years and flagellate themselves and change everything about themselves? Ridiculous! For what? You wrote a children's book where one of the passages comments on the molestation of a client and raise the question 'where was Christian God?' (Which is hilarious and deliciously evil and my answer is 'watching with a twisted grin') But beyond that, you're using the fact that I write shit like that as justification for robbing me blind (giving speeches I wrote calling them the most meaningful thing you've ever done) and literally crediting your guest with things I've written. More blatant hypocrisy from JeepJorp. He's like my pet parrot. I said 'I don't think people are justified in treating my this way' and here goes Dr. Jeep 'WeLl I dOn'T tHiNk ThEy'Re JuStIfIeD iN tReAtInG mE tHiS wAy!! CRAAAWK!!' (Don't worry. I DID feed him a cracker. As he is a good birdie) This is crazy. The absurdity compounds daily. They should resign? Pffft!"
Mulligan
Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.
Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."
Off the table
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
Off the table by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
Deceptive Editing
You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...
Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭
Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."
Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭
Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋
Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭
Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."
Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺
Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."
Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹
Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"
Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭
Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."
Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭
Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋
Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭
Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."
Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺
Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."
Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹
Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"
Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹
Deceptive Editing by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Social leverage
That's what this seems to be about for you. Bill C-16 gives your students a degree of arbitrary social leverage that you weren't willing to afford them.
Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.
Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.
And then the grasshopper began to posit HIS OWN IDEAS. And what's more, everyone loved it. They didn't just love it. It was objectively brilliant. Poetry and prose the likes of which the world had never seen. Comedy skits, philosophy, theology, social psychology. Literally billions of dollars worth of ideas. And not just quality but quantity as well. An untapped wellspring of new ideas. Some speculation. From conceptual arms deal to archetypal hero (and villian sometimes) over night.... and shit, I'm running out of characters.... Long story short, the grasshopper is now technically one of the greatest writer's all time and I forgot to use the words 'social leverage'. Shit. I went off half cocked here. I'll come back to it.
Social leverage by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Frustrating
This. It really is.
Hym "Back to the topic at hand, I hope you know I didn't want any of this. Alright? I mean, I'm in the midst of this thing... YOU CHOSE the NOT ME side of MY thing over some unintentional overlap between our two unrelated things. I'm an actual guy in the world now. You're not playing ball. And that's just the personal element of my situation. This is what I meant when I said 'you're uniquely obligated NOT TO DO THAT' and then you just keep doing it. And now you're surprised. This is wildly frustrating. You act like I'm writing to read my own thought back to myself... Which is what I was doing initially... And we didn't like that did we? So... here we are... *sigh* I guarantee you have some idiot in your ear 'but it's your kids bro' That is not who you should be listening to. The 'You did this to yourself' crew doesn't seem to get how 'doing things to yourself' works. See, 'You did this to yourself' is what a narcissist would say. This is what that feels like. The shoe is now officially on the other foot. I tried to tell you."
Frustrating by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Sex trafficking 2
Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."
Sex trafficking 2 by Hym Iam January 12, 2023