Definitions by Hym Iam
Religious
Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.
Cease and Desist
I mean, you'd think I would have gotten one of these... Right? Like, if what I've done here was so horrible someone would have taken legal action and I would have gotten something in the mail or an email or something... Right? Like... Is that not a strange thing?
Hym "I mean, you'd think I would have gotten a cease and desist or something, right? I mean, can you imagine a guy DOING THIS and the just... nothing? NOTHING happens!? Why is that the case!? Really! I mean, the quality of television and movies radically improved but that's like THE OPPOSITE of what you'd think would happen, isn't it? How am I the only one baffled here? Imagine explain this to someone. What is the first question they would ask? You go into detail about everything I've done and what do you think they would ask? 'Well, what happened?' NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, nothing that wasn't ALREADY HAPPENING. And then they would give you some confused look and you'd be all 'Yeah, crazy right?' I do see how this is a thing that is happening and the fact that the people around me are in no way amenable to reason is something that should be disconcerting to everyone.:
Cease and Desist by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Surveilled
Oh?
Hym "Surveilled constantly you say? Well... Who ever could relate to such a thing!? The normies aren't supposed to be surveilled! It's only supposed to be the people who deserve it! Why, these companies have really gotten out of hand! I mean, can you imagine? Being surveilled constantly? Whether it's Ricardo mentioning the fact that you just left Taco Bell or Elisa mentioning the number of garbage bags you've carried out of your house that day. Living in a surveillance state of 1. If it was happening to Jordan Peterson it would be the most unacceptable violation of rights that had ever happened to ANYONE! And if it wasn't happening to Jordan Peterson... Well... Then... It would probably be fine with him to be honest... But that's neither here nor there... WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE SUCH A THING!?To be surveilled like that, INDEFINITELY? What an egregious violation of rights and/or liberties! Who would even DO such a thing? (Probably Taylor Swift (It's probably not ACTUALLY Taylor Swift but SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES TO ME) that fucking ingrate) WHO COULD IT BE!? Wait- AND harassment!? AND HARASSMENT!? OH MY!!! THE ABSURDITY!! You're not only SURVEILLED but you're ALSO HARASSED!? OH! OOOOOOH! YOU POOR THING! Clearly... CLEARLY, a Scottish blonde should throw you some booty... THAT, I think, would make it all better. It would actually solve all of your problems (other than the surveillance and the harassment)... Yeah... Oh! But the surveillance though! And the harassment!"
Surveilled by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
If we don't have it...
A fat cow "If we don't have it..."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
If we don't have it... by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Okie dokie then
Okie dokie then by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Happy
Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."
Really
REALLY! You gotta step outside yourselves for a second and think about how bizzare this is for me to watch. Like... LITERALLY EVERYONE I have spoken positively of, praised, or referenced has been gone after. I mean, pick a name out of the hat.
Hym "Really, is that not weird to anyone but me? I know I'm not the only person seeing it! Do you not see the thing? The thing that is actively happening? I mean... Some of you have been aware of my existence for a while now and you DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU and NOW IT'S YOU and you sit there, dumbfounded, like 'WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY bE hApPeNiNg!?' THE THING I TOLD YOU WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKER! THAT! How do you reconcile your treatment of me with the thing that is actively happening to you now? What do you have to say for yourselves?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."