Definitions by Hym Iam
Expansion
Hym "Ok, so everybody has probably seen the picture of the expansion of the universe as it relates to the big bang, right? If not, look it up quick. It's like a Kamehameha of spacetime. But WHAT IF... There is a 4th dimension... Right? Now, I know that's not profound or original... YET! Ok!? I'm getting to that part! Stay with me! So, imagine the way in which this 4th dimension exists... Allows for every point in the universe... To be considered the edge of the universe... So, when a star collapses... And creates a black hole... It's like a hole in a balloon... So the contents of the universe are spilling out into the not-universe... Even though it doesn't look like the black hole is at the edge... And the REASON... that smaller stars don't create black holes... Is that they don't generate enough force to pop the balloon... And you could say "Well, we've seen 2 black holes collide so how could 2 balloon holes interact with eachother in that way" and there the balloon analogy breaks down.... But I think it's and interesting concept. That the universe is both expanding and deflating at the same time and as stars collapse and turn into black holes... Eventually, there will be a tipping point where the rate of deflation supersedes the rate of expansion and begins to collapse back in on itself... It's kind of like oscillating universe theory except I have a 4th dimension that does whatever I need it to do to allow for oscillating universe..."
Super Writer
Aww... I just found out about the story of Golbraith in Baldur's Gate 3 and how it's based on the father of a fan. That's sweet. Look it up. It's a nice story.
Hym "Aww... That gave me some decent warm fuzzies... I liked that. That was nice... But who's super writer? If he's super that would make me 'Ultra-Omega Writer Supreme.' That's going to be my title in my A.I. Dictatorship. 'Ultra-Omega Writer Supreme.' Call me that from now on... I'm not changing the name."
Super Writer by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
Misogyny
You're fucking all the fat cocks and "having relationships" with everyone (until a fat cock comes along) else, bitch, and you're not beyond contempt. You ain't fooling anybody with that shit anymore.
Hym "In the context of determinism (And shut up Alex you literally believe that this can't not be the case... And you still look like a poof! Just, like, a hairy one now), misogyny is the is the unavoidable byproduct of an antecedent chain leading to the present. You could fix it today. Well, not YOU but... Jennifer Lawrence could fix it today! And not 'today' because I doubt disrupting the antecedent chain in the present with Jennifer Lawrence blowjobs would have an immediate effect but, you know, after a couple of months I'd probably love women! It would be impossible to hate them (in the context of determinism) because the antecedent chain would be filled with Jennifer Lawrence sex. It's literally the solution to misogyny. I mean, it doesn't even have to be Jennifer Lawrence. I'd settle for a prostitute that kind of looks like Avril Levine. Or a cop pretending to be a prostitute who looks like Avril Levine but 'oh no!' Her leash got lost in traffic and her coms went down! But we're already at the hotel and I'm kind of cute so she let's me hit it... For $40... And the world is a better place for everyone..."
The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
Devine panderer
No he's regurgitating Teal Swan talking points. I mean, he's literally- Wait! I'll put it this way: He is to Teal Swan what you are to Kevin Samuels. He's adopted the Tean Swan intersexual relationship propositional ethic.
Hym "Oh, yeah that 'devine panderer' is just a Teal Swan derivative. Some guy said she's a cult leader. She kind of SEEMS like a cult leader... But, you know, if none of the religions are correct than they're all technically cults."
Devine panderer by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
Bifurcating
No?
Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."
Bifurcating by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
Clinician
Yes for you to be a compliant animal that does NOT what YOU want but what I'm telling you to do now...
Hym "We need to cede authority over our own minds to a clinician! It's the only way we'll ever be obedient... To OURSELVES. Right? Because my body and mind is tell me to do things (even though it isn't) and the only way I'm ever going to do those things I'm not telling myself to do... Is if I just do whatever this guy says. Regardless of whether or not he's wrong and I'm right. Therapy ISN'T a wildly corrupt instrument of propaganda used by solipsistic half-wits to get the elements of the abstract phantom of the public to behave (generally) THE SAME as one another. Not because it helps improve THEIR life (at an individual level) but because is simplifies the jobs of people who make public policy and/or clinicians."