Definitions by Hym Iam

Pretend

Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.

Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."

Pretend by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

You have to ignore the majority of people 

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

You have to ignore the majority of people by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Taught 

There's nothing to learn.

Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."

Taught by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Smiling friends 

OK, it was smiling friends. That was the name of the show.

Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."

Smiling friends by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Credit and blame 

Are not the same. See, it rhymes. Rhyming means that I'm a genius.

Hym "I do good work and I'm powerless in this situation. Credit and blame. I take full credit and accept no blame for how this is going. This has always always been the case. I said as much earlier. You are just making shit up arbitrarily."

Credit and blame by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2 

Nah man. I was an entire group of people... Though... I can't remember what they call themselves... Extra special race... Chosen by God... Destined to rule over the holy land or mother land or something... They tried to genocide the de facto ancillary race of their home land... What did they call themselves? I cannot (for the life of me) remember the name...

Hym "Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2? Uuuuummmm... Well, when Israel commits a genocide... They are the good guys... Therefore, I can look at that precedent... And infer... Which means whichever side committed the genocide was the good guy... But what was their name...?"

Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2 by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Decimate 

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

Decimate by Hym Iam September 6, 2024