by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
Hym "That Dax, Big Yavo, and Oliver Anthony all sound like they hired Taylor Swift as a ghost writer? Specially the songs Joker, I'm Him, and Rich Men North of Richmond?"
by Hym Iam March 09, 2025
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"
Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"
Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"
Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"
Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."
Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"
Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
Hym "Wait... 15 years, doesn't that mean I'm the first of The Cancelled!? I'm the guy! I'm the Forefather of cancel culture! The other cancelled should build me a shrine. Or an altar... And sacrifice virgins on it... But not in a 'stabby' kind of way... Like a sexual way... Yeaaaahh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
And you're still wrong. I don't make a harm argument. I actually demonstrate (explicitly) why a harm argument wouldn't be a good one (Citing stealing meds as an example as "not having Concerta" doesn't constitute a state of harm). I cite the logistical irrelevance BUT that doesn't speak to the social relevance as A selection criteria OR as HER selection criteria. No, CLEARLY I'm too easy to flatter. What would it take for you to actually cede ANY point regarding a woman's choice in the context of sex? If there an age? 5 years old? If it gets hard it ships? Animals? What would it take for her to be wrong? Nothing? If the answer to that question is "Nothing" then your arguments for why this particular instance is justified are irrelevant. A woman CAN'T be wrong to you.
Hym "Whether or not it caused any harm is irrelevant. My argument is and alway has been gender-based discrimination in the ENFORCEMENT of rules, creating a hostile work environment where I was threatened with punitive action EXPLICITLY for THE RETARD NOT DOING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO and at the same the other one is fucking the retard. I'm being deprived of damages that become increasingly medically necessary. And even THESE are only some of the MANY grievances I have. You know what? Nevermind. Better yet, I'll just sit and wait to have a stroke. Oo! Or I could care about your kids! That would do it. No, it's fine. Your argument for why I should be fine with you fucking a retard instead of me a far more important than any. It's fine. Your fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
So YOU'RE not my dog but you're training my behavior now like I'M the dog? Yeah, know, this is why the insults. The most mentally warped. Delusional people on the planet. We need to get, like, a bus or something that has a giant guillotine and just start driving around and scooping these guys up, giving them a snip, and then transporting the bodies to some kind of self-help guru burial mound/ communal toilet.
Hym "What we need to do is train the behavior of A.I. to get it to help us put all the self help guru into a blender. And then we dump the 'people' chum into the ocean to lure the sharks... And then we feed their families to the sharks! Full-on self-help guru eradication!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024