Definitions by Hym Iam
You don't get to do a test drive
No, you do it as is. I don't have to give a fuck what you want and you already tried to take something from me so it's too late. You're doing it the way I want you to do it and you're paying.
You don't get to do a test drive by Hym Iam October 23, 2026
I blame George Lucas too
Cus, like, what kind of plot device is it, George? Like, you needed to listen to me and not George there. I mean, it had it's moments but you have Phasma. A full beskar armor. Immune to blaster fire, literally. Not a single scene of her getting lit up by blaster fire. You literally threw the 3rd most memorable character out of the trilogy in the garbage. Yes Daisy, you do need to get into choreography. That isn't optional. Should have lost the first fight to Kylo. Sonic tonfa stormtrooper was tight but you gotta establish some lore there. Like was he in Finn's squadron?They should have had a scene there. Snoke? Why is the crippled old man Palpatine using a crippled old man clone if he can make clones? Like, he has the Jedi genocider Jango Fett model laying around there somewhere. That could have been the plot to the 3rd movie right there, like, Palpatine is trying to upload his consciousness into a Jango Fett body so he can live forever and you gotta stop him. You could have had, instead of or in addition to having them fight the honor guard, you have Rey and Kylo fight the Jango Snoak. He's got all of the Jedi murder data uploading into his clone so he's metal. Kylo manages to kill him but oh shit! There's another one! What's going on? Palpatine got the Genosian clone data and he's making himself clone vessels.
Hym "I blame George Lucas too. I told you that it was not a plot device and you tried to use it as though it was purely a plot device and look what happened. You have an animatronic protagonist who Rollercoasters her way through the story. Finn, I don't even know what Finn did in the story. I thought he was going to be a love interest or something or there would be a love triangle. No. That's not a thing."
I blame George Lucas too by Hym Iam October 9, 2026
Grippy hands
Hym "See that? Grippy hands are the way to go. That's my idea again. Silicone and pressure sensors. They're you're second set of eyes. Literally. MUCH LIKE THE THING I'M DOING HERE, you won't see it cut the error rate because the robots with have the grippy hands before they hit the factories but you can cut off the circulation to your hands and handle some boxes and you know you're going to have more drops than if you could feel the boxes in your hands. Grippy hands, yeah..."
Grippy hands by Hym Iam October 8, 2026
No you don't.
No you don't. by Hym Iam October 8, 2026
I'm not losing OR DOING a pretend war so you can tell yourself she's fucking you because you're better than me
And I'm not letting you turn credit for ideas that are solely attributable to me as the spoils of it.
Hym "I'm not losing OR DOING a pretend war so you can tell yourself she's fucking you because you're better than me. You are right to cry about how this went and you're right to blame yourselves.
Neuralink
I don't have a chip in my brain, by the way. My telepathy thing renders Neuralink obsolete. Well... At least when it comes to interfacing with technology. I doubt telepathy will be able to remediate the hardware of the brain in the way that a chip and wires will but whatever. I'm sure eventually I'll be able to roll out some kind of froopyland version of my thing for people to use.