The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020
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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022
Get the tacos de cacamug. Something (usually food or a drink) that tastes really good. Taken from the movie BFG, where he makes a nice comment about eating eggs and toast provided by the Queen of England.
"MMMM! There's only one word for that, Majester. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Oh, that is GLUMMY." - The BFG while enjoying his enormous egg and toast breakfast.
by HumanusAustralis June 19, 2022
Get the glummymug. Kekma.net, also known as kekma.ga is a shock troll site which fools many into thinking its a rick roll. It contains vile images, loud amplified screaming, flashing lights, and a cursor change.
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
by HumanusAustralis May 13, 2022
Get the kekma.gamug. When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
Get the The Land of Milk and Cookiesmug. Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.
Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
by HumanusAustralis August 08, 2021
Get the tetr.iomug. very scarcely used 8 Ball term used when you either make a ball/make the 8 ball and then accidentally making the cue ball as well. This can either make the other persons turn easy or completely lose you the game.
Terrence: Alright your turn
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it
by HumanusAustralis May 24, 2022
Get the gulpedmug.