HumanusAustralis's definitions

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

Terraria Corruption

Second evil biome to be added into Terraria (first is Hallow). The corruption is a naturally spreading cancer-like biome that turns everything evil, withered, shriveled, and decayed with a pale purple hue. Compared to its counterparts, Crimson and Hallow, many players regard it as being the easiest evil biome as it has a low variety of enemies to fight against, even in hardmode. Gear is generally lower quality and enemies are weaker.

Hey, we need to buy a Clentaminator to get rid of that Terraria Corruption dude.

Disere101 has defeated their 1000th Eater of Souls!

by HumanusAustralis April 28, 2021

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

kekma.ga

Kekma.net, also known as kekma.ga is a shock troll site which fools many into thinking its a rick roll. It contains vile images, loud amplified screaming, flashing lights, and a cursor change.

Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.

Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika

Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore

DO NOT go to kekma.ga, it will scar you for LIFE

by HumanusAustralis May 13, 2022

gulped

very scarcely used 8 Ball term used when you either make a ball/make the 8 ball and then accidentally making the cue ball as well. This can either make the other persons turn easy or completely lose you the game.

Terrence: Alright your turn
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it

by HumanusAustralis May 24, 2022

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

tacos de caca

poop tacos = tacos de caca

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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022