by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022
When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
2010 flash game made by grapefrukt, soundtrack composed by Danny Baranowski. Basically the point of this game is a one button dungeon crawler, where the player uses the left mouse button to do everything. Glorg is presumably the name of the avatar/character you play as, a pinkish/purple seemingly grumpy cyclops who attempts to get out of elaborate, randomly generated cave levels while battling strange industrial-themed enemies like screwdrivers, calculators, and drills. When reaching the surface, you fight a final boss called the Great Machine.
I can't believe the soundtrack of my childhood flash game GLORG was composed by the legend Danny Baranowski!!!
by HumanusAustralis April 20, 2022
Kekma.net, also known as kekma.ga is a shock troll site which fools many into thinking its a rick roll. It contains vile images, loud amplified screaming, flashing lights, and a cursor change.
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
Upon visiting kekma, there will be an 18+ warning.
Images include:
- The corpse of a man whose face had been stomped, bloodied, and deformed by a bear
- The corpse of a harlequin baby who is being ejaculated on by a stranger
- A picture of a man squatting above a pool of semi-clotted blood as he drives an industrial screw into his urethra
- The bloody corpse of a hanging, skinned dog
- Cursor is changed to penises in the shape of a swastika
Unpopular sources have claimed to have visited an alternative link called "kekma.gg", although this link does not seem to work anymore
by HumanusAustralis May 13, 2022
When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
very scarcely used 8 Ball term used when you either make a ball/make the 8 ball and then accidentally making the cue ball as well. This can either make the other persons turn easy or completely lose you the game.
Terrence: Alright your turn
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it
Greg: Okay! Here we go, and... *makes cue ball* AH SHIT.
Terrence: HA you gulped it
by HumanusAustralis May 24, 2022
Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.
Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
by HumanusAustralis August 08, 2021