Definitions by HumanusAustralis

gucky 

a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging

the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...

gucky by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022

Post Nut Clarity 

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

Post Nut Clarity by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.

Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???

Let's Go Brandon by HumanusAustralis December 5, 2021

pinecest 

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

pinecest by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

Tagless Soldier 

When you attend a funeral for someone you never even knew.

tagless soldier

Tagless Soldier by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

tetr.io 

Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.

Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*

tetr.io by HumanusAustralis August 8, 2021

New Minerrioxian 

A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.

Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????

Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!

New Minerrioxian by HumanusAustralis May 5, 2021