21 definitions by HumanusAustralis
An advanced, non-human emotional state typically correlated with relaxation and blissful ignorance. Thalasin, an off-the-counter selective neuronic serotonin reuptake inhibitor, is publicly known for re-initiating emotional responses like happiness, sadness, anger, fear, and relief, to combat Advanced Emotional Deterioration (AED). Degrence is usually seen as a result of ingesting one or more tablets of Thalasin+, which has been advertised to cause experiences beyond previous natural capabilities. Individuals usually show signs of degrence after 10-15 minutes of ingestion, followed by unexplainable gutteral sounds seemingly resonating from the inner intestine and vocal chords. Side effects of degrence include animals such as dogs, cats, or any domestic animal capable of hearing beyond human frequencies, reacting sporadically and sometimes even violently to these sounds. The individual who consumed a Thalasin+ tablet may show signs of unresponsiveness and slowed breathing. Individuals may even claim to have grown a third or fourth lung within an hour of ingestion. The individual's face will also contort to an unusual form, showing a pressed mouth, scrunched nose, and relieved closed eyes.
I never thought I would need so much degrence in my life. But thanks to Thalasin+, I can feel all sorts of Eldritch emotions not even perceivable to the human consciousness!
by HumanusAustralis October 30, 2023
Tetris 99 except shittier. Contains about what you'd expect in an online io game, filled with bots, hackers, tryhards, newbies who can't last 30 seconds without being bombarded with T-Spin doubles and Tetris combos.
Overweight dude: I'm level 390 in tetr.io
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
Normal person: what the hell is tetr.io
Overweight dude: *proceeds to read Genesis 1 NIV*
by HumanusAustralis August 9, 2021
by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022
I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.
by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022
The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
by HumanusAustralis January 13, 2020
Minecraft: a green camouflage-skinned enemy which acts as a suicide bomber, being one of the main causes of death to many new players of this game. Likely the most hated common mob in the game.
Terraria: enemy exclusive to the Brain of Cthulhu boss. Fast moving eyes which beeline towards the player(s). Have relatively low health, yet charge at high numbers with medium damage that can easily kill a player if not careful.
Terraria: enemy exclusive to the Brain of Cthulhu boss. Fast moving eyes which beeline towards the player(s). Have relatively low health, yet charge at high numbers with medium damage that can easily kill a player if not careful.
Fun fact: the MINECRAFT CREEPER makes no noise when walking unlike most common mobs, making it very dangerous at night. It also does not burn up during the day like undead mobs.
Fun fact: the TERRARIA CREEPERS are actually the Brain of Cthulhu's first phase and must be killed first in order to damage the boss.
Fun fact: the TERRARIA CREEPERS are actually the Brain of Cthulhu's first phase and must be killed first in order to damage the boss.
by HumanusAustralis March 31, 2022
When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020