pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

tacos de caca

poop tacos = tacos de caca

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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022

Among Us

Basically a cheap copy of mafia that somehow got popularized in 2020 although the game has been around since 2017 or something. Like 99% of the world plays it ironically. This game basically is subtle proof as to why the US needs electoral college to choose candidates and why popular vote is flawed and dangerous

Me: Who's the imposter?

Friend: I think its Red

Rando: Red

Rando 2: Red

Red: is no me

Literally everyone: Rebd

Friend that died from Cyan: Among us is such a corrupt game

by HumanusAustralis February 01, 2021

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 13, 2020

gucky

a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging

the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...

by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022