Definitions by HumanusAustralis

Terraria Corruption 

Second evil biome to be added into Terraria (first is Hallow). The corruption is a naturally spreading cancer-like biome that turns everything evil, withered, shriveled, and decayed with a pale purple hue. Compared to its counterparts, Crimson and Hallow, many players regard it as being the easiest evil biome as it has a low variety of enemies to fight against, even in hardmode. Gear is generally lower quality and enemies are weaker.

Hey, we need to buy a Clentaminator to get rid of that Terraria Corruption dude.

Disere101 has defeated their 1000th Eater of Souls!

Terraria Corruption by HumanusAustralis April 28, 2021

Minerrioxian 

A prophesized dying race of OGs. They are rarely found nowadays, almost like the Minerrians. The ancient texts of 2012 state that these beings were of high quality, and were known to praise three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming. They specifically played 3 games that were most popular in the early 2010's: Minecraft, Roblox, and Terraria. Very similar to the Jedi, their race and religion were nearly wiped out from existence after the attack of the new gaming era, and have since seemed to disappear.

I was checking out my brothers old computer, he had Minecraft, Terraria, and Roblox at the same time! He was a legendary Minerrioxian.

Minerrioxian by HumanusAustralis April 26, 2021

Among Us 

Basically a cheap copy of mafia that somehow got popularized in 2020 although the game has been around since 2017 or something. Like 99% of the world plays it ironically. This game basically is subtle proof as to why the US needs electoral college to choose candidates and why popular vote is flawed and dangerous

Me: Who's the imposter?

Friend: I think its Red

Rando: Red

Rando 2: Red

Red: is no me

Literally everyone: Rebd

Friend that died from Cyan: Among us is such a corrupt game

Among Us by HumanusAustralis February 1, 2021

Return to Sender 

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender

Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement

Return to Sender by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

The Land of Milk and Cookies 

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

The Land of Milk and Cookies by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.

Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

Randy 

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

Randy by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020