Namastayhome

2020 Corona version of the sacred Namaste.

Karen: Wanna go clubbing?
Bobo: Namastayhome.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2020

Yanksgiving

A New England yankee thanksgiving.

All of Bobo’s relatives are from New England, so they got together for Yanksgiving this year.

by HumaneAnimal November 22, 2017

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal December 25, 2017

peeincarnation

When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.

Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

snackpetizer

Snack food eaten as an appetizer.

Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.

by HumaneAnimal January 13, 2018

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018