57 definitions by HumaneAnimal

Halloweenie

Holiday celebrated with “dick or treat”, and many latex ghost and birthday suit costumes.

Bobo texted his usual booty call to see if she wanted to have a Halloweenie party.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

Well, it sure was an aggressive Cranksgiving thanks to Bobo’s meth habit.

by HumaneAnimal November 20, 2017

Bobo’s girlfriend needs to stop at Hexxon on the way home.

by HumaneAnimal November 27, 2017

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.

Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.

by HumaneAnimal October 16, 2017

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal December 25, 2017