HumaneAnimal's definitions

laddiebug

A male ladybug.

Hey Bobo, there’s a laddiebug humping your leg.

by HumaneAnimal October 13, 2017

trannyscendent

While mildly confused or lacking understanding about transsexuals, being over it and treating them with the dignity and respect human beings deserve.

Donald Trump needs a trannyscendent coach.

by HumaneAnimal October 11, 2017

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017