HumaneAnimal's definitions

banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017

zombiepan

More aggressive cousin of deadpan comedy. Involves telling a deadpan joke that attempts to eat the brains of listeners, at least metaphorically.

Damn it Bobo, I thought you were serious for a second when you told me you wanted to eat my brains with a straight face. Nice zombiepan!

by HumaneAnimal June 21, 2018

Guacahole

Vaginal discharge.

Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.

by HumaneAnimal October 25, 2017

Unfridge

Similar to defrosting something, unfridging means to take something from the refrigerator and bring it to room temperature.

Bobo, unfridge that leftover pizza! I want room temperature cheese!

by HumaneAnimal June 15, 2018

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

Ho-spital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.

Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.

by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017