Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HumaneAnimal

laddiebug

Hey Bobo, there’s a laddiebug humping your leg.

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While mildly confused or lacking understanding about transsexuals, being over it and treating them with the dignity and respect human beings deserve.

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1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

bumbard by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

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What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

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When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

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When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

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When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

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