kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.
Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!
by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005
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mopwanger

a cock so large it drags on the floor like a mop.
bend down and say hi to Mr. Mopwanger
by Hugh G Rection November 27, 2003
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captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection March 23, 2005
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cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"
1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...
by Hugh G Rection August 22, 2007
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lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
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flaps

a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving
a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!

b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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remix

Shit music produced by the talentless for the tasteless.
The existence of remixes prove that you can always sell shit to the right people.
by Hugh G Rection September 21, 2006
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