Hugh G Rection's definitions

cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

flaps

a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving

a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!

b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

f-unit

The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit

Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

mopwanger

a cock so large it drags on the floor like a mop.

bend down and say hi to Mr. Mopwanger

by Hugh G Rection November 27, 2003

Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...

These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson

by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005

remix

Shit music produced by the talentless for the tasteless.

The existence of remixes prove that you can always sell shit to the right people.

by Hugh G Rection September 21, 2006