Hugh G Rection's definitions

tabarnacles

Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!

by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

leone

Original Suba Rocket.

ME:My Leone layed a 10.4 down the quarter!
DUDE:Thats hardcore pimp!

by Hugh G Rection October 19, 2003

burger

A jumbo-sized turd.
As oppossed to fries, which are tiny skinny turdies.

Ahhhh... I just plopped a quarter-pounder burger with some fries... must be last night's pizza...

by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003

Hairsuite

A mammoth amount of long, black, shinning pubic hair protruding from one's vagina.

John McDonagh's sister has her orginal hairsuite from 1980.

by Hugh G Rection May 12, 2003

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...

These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson

by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005