A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006
A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005
Episode 1:
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005
by HugeBreasticle April 03, 2005
by HugeBreasticle March 21, 2005
An alternative for the phrases "Mix it up" or "Switch it up." This phrase refers to the Twix commercials, which advised the viewer to "Twix up" their lives. (This was accomplished by consuming Twix candy bars.)
Luis: For tonight's Mexican Donut, I'm going to go counter-clockwise.
Davo: Hahaha, Twixing it up, eh?
Luis: Yeah, B!
Davo: Hahaha, Twixing it up, eh?
Luis: Yeah, B!
by HugeBreasticle April 04, 2005
An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005