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Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.
Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.
by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005
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Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!
by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005
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flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.
Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!
by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005
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TV-14

A United States rating standard used to rank the content of television programs. TV-14 signifies content suited for ages 14 and up.
This term can be used to give a content rating of actual conversations and actions, as well.
Bobby Evans: So, we are you guys doing tonight?
Davo: You know, TV-14 stuff, and you're not invited.
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005
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Twix it up

An alternative for the phrases "Mix it up" or "Switch it up." This phrase refers to the Twix commercials, which advised the viewer to "Twix up" their lives. (This was accomplished by consuming Twix candy bars.)
Luis: For tonight's Mexican Donut, I'm going to go counter-clockwise.
Davo: Hahaha, Twixing it up, eh?
Luis: Yeah, B!
by HugeBreasticle April 4, 2005
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crapel

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!
by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005
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front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.
by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005
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