HugeBreasticle's definitions

esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."

"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."

by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006

hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.

Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?

by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005

poopie party

A sex party in which the participants become aroused by defecating on one another.

Davo: Rick Hammon invited me to his poopie party! I hope I get the chance to drop some fresh pooding all over my little Ricky!
Luis: I bet you would, holmes.
Davo: Actually, I really would.
Bobby Evans: BURN ALMIGHTY!!!!11

by HugeBreasticle April 3, 2005

Goregasm

A goth's virtual paradise. Human dignity is not an issue on this website: Users are free to obtain grotesque pictures showing the remains of individuals after being run over by a tank, genitals being mutilated, and various other original photos that involve being shocking the viewer beyond comprehension.

Davo: Get off that website, homie! You is siiiiiick!
Bobby Evans: Yo, Goregasm keeps it reeeal!

by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005