flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.
Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!
by HugeBreasticle February 21, 2005
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front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.
by HugeBreasticle March 13, 2005
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drawring

Luis: What are you doing?
Davo: Ah'm drawring a pictcha, bitch. Hand check!
by HugeBreasticle April 03, 2005
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esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."
by HugeBreasticle March 03, 2006
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An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."
Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
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treasure chest

The "lady-like" way to refer to the breasts, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.
I'm the only girl on that list; If anyone has a treasure chest, it's me!
by HugeBreasticle April 07, 2005
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Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."
Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!
by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005
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