HugeBreasticle's definitions

Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005

snatcher

1) One who snatches.
2) A Mexican.
3) A robot that may or may not have signs of Melanoma.

Episode 1:
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!

Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.

Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."

"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."

by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006

DVD Alternate Ending

A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.

Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.

Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?

by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005

pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005

Goregasm

A goth's virtual paradise. Human dignity is not an issue on this website: Users are free to obtain grotesque pictures showing the remains of individuals after being run over by a tank, genitals being mutilated, and various other original photos that involve being shocking the viewer beyond comprehension.

Davo: Get off that website, homie! You is siiiiiick!
Bobby Evans: Yo, Goregasm keeps it reeeal!

by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005