22 definitions by Hot Dog Goblin

FightWinger

1. n. someone who is full of love and vigor and fights for The well being of Humanity and our planet and who opposes and destroys Oppression in all of its forms.

Jesus and MLK total FightWingers and would probably still fight injustice if they were alive today.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2022

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Choke the Jabba

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

by Hot Dog Goblin March 26, 2018

Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 30, 2021

Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 22, 2020