Definitions by Hot Dog Goblin

Jimmy Pill 

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

Jimmy Pill by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020

Split Cheek Soup 

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

Split Cheek Soup by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

Ronald Palmer by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Dirty Pinwheel 

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

Dirty Pinwheel by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Choke the Jabba 

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

Choke the Jabba by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018

alabama lube 

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

alabama lube by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

wolf spider 

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

wolf spider by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017