Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020

Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 09, 2022

Sheepdog Bern

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍

Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?

by Hot Dog Goblin March 14, 2021

Shog

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

by Hot Dog Goblin November 14, 2020

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 02, 2020