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Definitions by Horsea for the party

A guy who drinks apricot smoothies with pixie sticks criss-crossed
Mary: Ugh James can’t you just drink a smoothie with straws like any other person!??!?!

James: I like Faygo! Maybe the new flavor is at the bottom
James by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
A Behemoth that had it’s eggs too early
Sarah: Hey where did that guy go? I think I saw it’s tail

Bryanna: Who Tyrone? He walked over there

Sarah: Is he a humanoid?

Bryanna: No he’s just ugly
Tyrone by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
An alien with ears the size of an umbrella
Adam: Hey be careful if you walk by Antonio and don’t let his ears hit you on the way out!

Andrew: I’ll try to dodge it!
Antonio by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
Marcie: Did that kid Gary just pass by over here?

Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable

Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas

Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
Gary by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
A quiet kid who puts hay like lego bricks
Rodriguez: Aye that farmer’s boy gots it!

Trequan: You mean Angel? Yeah dats stacks got em high!

Rodriguez: Angel you need help there buddy?

Angel: *continues to stack them up*
Angel by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
Craig: The batman logo appeared on my garage

Cole: It’s Maher and he took off in his Bentley
Maher by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
A kid who swags like Fabulous and dances like Usher. All the people from neighboring cities are jealous of him
Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!

Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club

Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!

Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle

Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Kyle by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023