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The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.
Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
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A 1985 platform game developed and published by Nintendo for their Nintendo Entertainment System. It stars Luigi, a plumber who travels through eight worlds in the Mushroom Kingdom to defeat Bowser and rescue Princess Peach.

The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)

While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.
I spent my morning listen to SiIvaGunner’s rips of Super Bros. music and wondering why it’s called Super Bros. when Luigi doesn’t have any brothers.
by Hogtrude Parker April 2, 2021
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Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”
“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
Exactly!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022
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One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…
by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021
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An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
I hope you die.”
Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 20, 2022
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The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.
Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.
by Hogtrude Parker December 14, 2021
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Abbreviation for “to be quite honest with barbecue you.”

The final form of “tbh.”
“Hey, nice party and all, but I think I’m gonna head out. The cops just showed up and I don’t really like to be arrested tbqhwbbqu”
by Hogtrude Parker September 21, 2022
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