Hogtrude Parker's definitions
1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021
Get the carniemug. One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…
by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021
Get the ice creammug. “Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
Get the veganismmug. "I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."
by Hogtrude Parker July 18, 2021
Get the I'm veganmug. Short for “Burger King Michael Myers.”
In the 4-versus-1 slasher movie-themed multiplayer video game Dead By Daylight, it refers to Michael Myers, the killer from the Halloween movies, when equipped with two items that modify his special power: Judith’s Tombstone, which allows Michael to instantly kill survivors he catches once he’s fully levelled up his power by stalking them in exchange for making him move slower, and the Scratched Mirror, which lets him see survivors through walls in exchange for not letting him level up his power at all (and, as it happens, Michael is always slower than normal when he hasn’t levelled up his power yet).
These two items have special uses on their own, but they almost completely cancel each other out when combined, resulting in Michael Myers being permanently slower than the survivors he’s supposed to chase and not even being able to instantly kill them using Judith’s Tombstone since he can’t level up his power. This item combination was nicknamed “BK Myers” by players, jokingly insinuating that Michael can’t catch up to his targets because he’s eaten too much Burger King.
Also known simply as “Fat Myers.”
In the 4-versus-1 slasher movie-themed multiplayer video game Dead By Daylight, it refers to Michael Myers, the killer from the Halloween movies, when equipped with two items that modify his special power: Judith’s Tombstone, which allows Michael to instantly kill survivors he catches once he’s fully levelled up his power by stalking them in exchange for making him move slower, and the Scratched Mirror, which lets him see survivors through walls in exchange for not letting him level up his power at all (and, as it happens, Michael is always slower than normal when he hasn’t levelled up his power yet).
These two items have special uses on their own, but they almost completely cancel each other out when combined, resulting in Michael Myers being permanently slower than the survivors he’s supposed to chase and not even being able to instantly kill them using Judith’s Tombstone since he can’t level up his power. This item combination was nicknamed “BK Myers” by players, jokingly insinuating that Michael can’t catch up to his targets because he’s eaten too much Burger King.
Also known simply as “Fat Myers.”
My friends and I messed around last night in Dead By Daylight. Jamie played as BK Myers one round and still killed me with NOED…
by Hogtrude Parker August 23, 2021
Get the BK Myersmug. An anti-dudebro; a guy who is superficially similar to a dudebro or stereotypical frat guy, but unlike a dudebro, is cool about other guys deviating from traditional masculinity, considers it important for men to be able to talk about their feelings, and respects all kinds of people who are different from him.
“Hey, wanna go to the bar with me and Jim tonight?”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”
by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021
Get the brodudemug. adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016
Get the Pissedmug.