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An anti-dudebro; a guy who is superficially similar to a dudebro or stereotypical frat guy, but unlike a dudebro, is cool about other guys deviating from traditional masculinity, considers it important for men to be able to talk about their feelings, and respects all kinds of people who are different from him.
“Hey, wanna go to the bar with me and Jim tonight?”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”
by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021
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The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
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“yes lol nice gay keymash”
by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021
Get the gay keymash mug.“A crying lady! I’ll help you. I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be like, ‘Ooh, Xavier! You’re so strooong… Kissy kissy! You can hit me! I like it!’”
by Hogtrude Parker December 5, 2021
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“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
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by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2022
Get the tbqhwbbqu mug.“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 1, 2022
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