Hogtrude Parker's definitions
Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.
Synonymous with “jackass.”
Synonymous with “jackass.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021

A sexual orientation label originating from Tiktok and then chiefly propagated as a psy-op by Neo-nazis from 4chan’s /pol/ (“Politically Incorrect”) board and Kiwifarms, describing heterosexual attraction only to cisgender (non-transgender) people— and framing itself as a minority sexual orientation— as a deliberate organized effort to foster division between transgender people and cisgender lesbian, gay, and bisexual people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
The super straight flag consists of black and orange arranged laterally next to each other, and one of the original March 5, 2021 /pol/ threads made clear that the shortening of “super straight” to “SS” was no accident by stylizing the flag with the Schutzstaffel zig-zag double-S insignia.
The operation also posits similar sexual orientations as “supergay,” “superlesbian,” and “superbisexual,” (attraction only to cisgender men and women), and has made various proposals for an altered version of the LGBT+ acronym to include super straight, such as “LGBS” and “SSLGB.” The term “superphobe” has been used to describe those who oppose super straightness (in practice, anyone the transgender community would consider an ally).
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: the following example is taken directly from /pol/ and contains several unaltered slurs for transgender and gay people.
“/SS/ super straight general
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
>>310854278 → #
Making this thread before the other one hits bump limit GOALS
>drive a wedge between trannies and other fag groups
>Redpill zoomers
>Use the left's tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights
>Hit mainstream status
WHAT THE FUCK IA sic HAPPENING
>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called "super straight" meaning one is attracted only to the biological sex, meaning no trannies
>Countering the tranny logic that troons are "real women"
WHAT I DO
>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable”
—4chan /pol/ thread no. 310864180, March, 5, 2021, by Anonymous (ID: bjG0EDki) 🇺🇸
by Hogtrude Parker May 5, 2021

See gay keyboard mashing.
The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021

“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 1, 2022

It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021

adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016
