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1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
Get the The Talk mug.“A crying lady! I’ll help you. I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be like, ‘Ooh, Xavier! You’re so strooong… Kissy kissy! You can hit me! I like it!’”
by Hogtrude Parker December 5, 2021
Get the feminist mug.One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…
by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021
Get the ice cream mug.1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021
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Get the Mills bills mug.r/vegan’s meaner cousin who’s been to prison before.
A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.
TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.
TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
The most highly-upvoted r/vegancirclejerk post of 2021 was a screenshot of a post from Alex J. O’Connor on Twitter about how the satirical subreddit r/DogDiet, which was about “all things dog meat,” was banned from Reddit, but r/bbq and r/meat remain unbanned. The post warns r/bbq and r/meat posters to “just make sure you don’t post the wrong animal, you might get banned.”
by Hogtrude Parker December 19, 2021
Get the r/vegancirclejerk mug.An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”
Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022
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