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Definitions by Hogtrude Parker

tbqhwbbqu 

Abbreviation for “to be quite honest with barbecue you.”

The final form of “tbh.”
“Hey, nice party and all, but I think I’m gonna head out. The cops just showed up and I don’t really like to be arrested tbqhwbbqu”
tbqhwbbqu by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2022

veganism 

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.
“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
veganism by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”
“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
Exactly!”
dipshit by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022
An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
NFT by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022

person of color

Catch-all term for somebody who isn’t white.
“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”

r/vegancirclejerk 

r/vegan’s meaner cousin who’s been to prison before.

A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.

TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
The most highly-upvoted r/vegancirclejerk post of 2021 was a screenshot of a post from Alex J. O’Connor on Twitter about how the satirical subreddit r/DogDiet, which was about “all things dog meat,” was banned from Reddit, but r/bbq and r/meat remain unbanned. The post warns r/bbq and r/meat posters to “just make sure you don’t post the wrong animal, you might get banned.”
r/vegancirclejerk by Hogtrude Parker December 19, 2021
“Damn ya ass fat, whatcha pronouns?”
“Sorry babe, I only got novice nouns.”
pronoun by Hogtrude Parker December 14, 2021