Hoboman's definitions

scrotally

similar to totally, but with a scrotal factor.

dude, that performance was scrotally stupid.

man, lets get some beer.
scrotally.

dude, is that guy a homo?
scrotally.

you are scrotally infected with herpes.
i know.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

doosh

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

by hoboman September 12, 2003

huke

When you see something so vial and shocking, you may unexpectedly barf.

Man, when my friend drank those 10 shots of jager, it almost made ME huke.

by hoboman September 11, 2003

Gurpish

The act of being lazy, incompetent and overall stupid.

Additonally, you could look like a guppy.

Gurpreet is very stupid and is thus gurpish.

by Hoboman November 26, 2003

task

an adjective to describe something you dont want to do but many times, do want to do.

man, i aint goin to the beer store, thats so task.

person1: go get food.
person2: TASK!
person1: go fag.
person2: dude, thats so task
person1: i know, go homo
person2: gay.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

Solid

something you might say in confirmation, or congratulations to someone who either did something tight, or when you are on the same wavelength.

joe: i tapped that ass
me: solid


me: poon hunt
joe: solid


me: wheres the beer
joe: i got 10 foteys
me: solid

by hoboman September 12, 2003