incest

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.

I saw an incest plowing his sisters.

by Hlalakar June 06, 2020

Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

humbucker

A word that sounds really dirty, but which actually refers to a double coil guitar pickup.

I just bought a new humbucker and it works great.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 08, 2020

Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Enumclaw

A town in Washington which is the perfect place to get fucked to death by a horse.

I decided to make my suicide as unusual as possible, so I'm sneaking into some stables in Enumclaw.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020