Highly Evolved's definitions

your mom

An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.

Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

The Slow And The Timid

What The Fast And The Furious should have been named.

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!

by Highly Evolved May 28, 2006

D.R.S.S

Dirty Rotten Skate Society. A song by Afro Jetz, later covered by Refused.

D.R.S.S

Skatting down on my Suicidal skate
Down to the town the pigs await
They'll never catch me I'm too cool
Make them look like stupid fools

Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society

by Highly Evolved May 24, 2006

beyonce

Singer that after reaching a high popularity, she let's her fellow friend fall and doesn't even extend a helping hand during a performance with her singing group, Destiney's Child.

Has an alright singing voice that annoys everybody alot and now has a lot of meaningless songs tooken seriously.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

PETA

People for the Ethnical Treatment of Animals.

Yes, some PETA members have the right idea about animal rights, but besides that, they really take things too far.

They've killed many healthy animals, complaining of not being able to find a home. Please explain why other animal shelters are capable of finding more homes for animals than PETA probably ever has. Infact, after you call PETA to have an animal taken away (for whatever the reason), chances are that the animal will be killed in their PETA van as soon as close your front door.

Many PETA members are hypocrites, even if they may or may not realize it.

Though not everything they say is a lie, they still tend to feed bullshit to the public and use scare tactics on children.

I am vegan, but PETA really gets on my nerves. They give a bad name for vegetarians and vegans.

NEDM would make PETA cool.

by Highly Evolved June 20, 2006

pokemon

A show featuring a pokemon trainer named Ash and funny looking monsters that can only say their own name. Was a good show, until they came out with newer pokemon that looked like other pokemon, just with different names. Most pokemon and episodes passing the original 151 pokemon are lame. Also a trading card game.

Me: I loved the old Pokemon and even collected the cards.
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend's Religious Christian Mom: There's something you're hiding! The devil posesses you because you like Pokemon!
Me: Yeah..whatever...Get away from me...

by Highly Evolved March 20, 2005

world peace

Something impossible to achieve because everyone has their own beliefs and thoughts.

World peace would screw up the economy.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005