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beyonce

Singer that after reaching a high popularity, she let's her fellow friend fall and doesn't even extend a helping hand during a performance with her singing group, Destiney's Child.

Has an alright singing voice that annoys everybody alot and now has a lot of meaningless songs tooken seriously.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

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target

A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.

Target Staff Member #1: Hey, want a chance for a target card?
Me: No, thanks.
Target Staff Member #2: Would you like to sign up for a target card?
Me: No...
Target Staff Member #3: Would you like to apply for a targe...
Me: NO! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

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Sxe

Widely known as "Straight Edge".

However, it CAN be used as "sexy", or can be a misspelling of "sex".

Internet Convo
Guy: Carmen...Yeah, she's fuckin' sxe.
Other Guy: Yeah I know, she turns down drugs/beer/casual sex when offered. I know...'cause I already asked.
Guy: Dumbass, I'm meant sexy.
Other Guy: Oh, my bad, thought you were talking about straight edge (FTW).
Guy: Fuck the what? Nobody cares about that trend.
Other Guy: No, I meant the lifetime commitment, non-fad kind.
Guy: Oh, that's fuckin' alright, then.

by Highly Evolved June 24, 2006

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Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

by Highly Evolved March 23, 2005

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Washington State

Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.

Washington is, um yeah, it's alright...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

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The Slow And The Timid

What The Fast And The Furious should have been named.

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!

by Highly Evolved May 22, 2006

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world peace

Something impossible to achieve because everyone has their own beliefs and thoughts.

World peace would screw up the economy.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

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