MTVictim

1. Anyone who watches, buys a record from a band on, or goes to a concert featuring a band on MTV or modern music radio.

2. Anyone with the audacity to fancy themselves a "Thug", "Goth", "Trendy", "Teeny Bopper", "Skank", "Punk", "Raver", "Prep", "Skater", "Jock" or member of any other corporately solicited teenage social caste.

MTVictims are no different then each other, nor are they "expressing themselves" like the suits want them to believe. MTVictims are no smarter then each other. MTVictims are all part the lowest common denominator of society.

But look on the brightside you're all part of the majority.
Bobby's a popular preppy kid who listens to Britney Spears and thinks he's "the shit". He hates Betty who's a "punk rock skater" who does nothing but smoke weed, play Tony Hawk Pro Skater, and listen to good Charlotte and Avril Levigne all day. They both hate Brad because he's a "goth" who wears all black, listens to evil "satanic" bands like Linkin park and Slipknot and thinks his life is so tragic because his parents took away his weed instead of Betty's and won't buy him that new car for his 16th birthday so he can be one of the "popular kids". Then there is Willy who sold them the weed. He don't take no shit (or is that no shiz biatch?). Willy can't spell that good, (he uses made up words he got from 50 cent and Jay-Z). None of them can actually because being literate is illegal in todays society.

Bobby, Betty, Brad, and Willy are all MTVictims and should be either be heckled or outright disregarded if you see them or any of their friends out in society or on the internet. Remeber, willingly stupid people have no rights.
by Hic April 05, 2005
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Xgames

Better known as the dope fiend Olympics, or "Special Olympics V2" by the intelligence, or lack there of, of the participants.
Moron A: Yo bra u goin 2 tha Xgamez?

Moron B: Ya bra. Smoke a lil weed do a lil skatin' and drink a whol'lotta dew!
by Hic October 08, 2004
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nascar

National
Association of
Stupid
Cracker
Ass
Rednecks
Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.
by Hic January 25, 2005
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The State

One of many Saturday Night Live copycat skit comedy shows that were popping up as frquently in the mid 90's as those terrible "reality" shows are today in 2005.

Other such notable shows were Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, and Living Color.
I want to dip my balls in it!
by Hic January 12, 2005
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g4tv

Soulless "gaming cable television channel" cut in the same mold as MTV.

Terrible off the street idiot hosts with annoying personality and no real gaming knowledge (or interest in gaming for that matter) other than what is on their teleprompter.

Cash influenced reviews and show content.

Entire channel exists not for entertainment but for advertising and exploiting the new surging popularity of gaming and the incompetant 12 year old internet fanboys that now dominate it.

Promotes the same dozen games all day with reruns, even when they only have about 12 hours worth of first run shows on a week. Plenty of extra space for "real" game coverage but they still limit coverage to the same mass marketed "fanboy bait".

Parent company recently bought, erased, and assimilated Tech TV effectively eliminating all intelligent competition to this rubbish channel called G$.
Kewl internet gaming kid: U see G4 dewd? Final Fantasy is tha best GAME E V A R!

Intelligent gamer: No & no.
by Hic October 03, 2004
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g4tv

Now holds the prestige of being the worst rated channel on American Television with a 0.1 Nielsen Rating.
Damn you G4TV/Comcast for what you did to TechTV!
by Hic April 09, 2005
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Ultima Underworld

First person RPG that came out around the same time as Wolfenstein 3d but featured a 3d engine, and gameplay, light years more advanced and ahead of it's time.
Ultima Underworld was first and more advanced, but ID has tricked the masses intothinking they invented 3d gaming.
by Hic October 08, 2004
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