Kings of Chaos

Internet scam based around rewarding children for spamming other websites.

One of many type internet "games", such as PimpLords and Outwar, that reward their "players" for spamming as many messege boards and chat rooms as possible with links to their respective clan. When a unsuspecting person clicks on a reference link they are assimilated into that clan and the owner is given more resources to use "in game". The web site also is credited with that person visiting their site and being exposed ot their banner ads, pop ups, and other such crap which the site itself makes profit off of. A thte end of a round, usually that alsts several months, the top player/s (spammers) are rewarded with kind of moderate prize. Of course the sites CLAIM that anyone caught mindlessly spamming to gain power will have their accounts terminated but just ask the 500,000 tools that make Kings of Chaos a good penny in advertisement spam whether they get banned for it or not.

These "games" are scam's and will get you banned on first offense posting a link or even talking about the sites on many boards across the internet. A true epidemic.
Spammer: "Hey I found a hot new internet game, check it out! (www.siteurl.com). "Join my clan today and I'll help you get set up."

Poster: "You're banned spammer!"
by Hic January 25, 2005
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nascar

National
Association of
Stupid
Cracker
Ass
Rednecks
Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.
by Hic June 10, 2006
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The State

One of many Saturday Night Live copycat skit comedy shows that were popping up as frquently in the mid 90's as those terrible "reality" shows are today in 2005.

Other such notable shows were Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, and Living Color.
by Hic January 12, 2005
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lamer

1. Someone who cluelessly (or in some cases pridefully) does things to piss off an established community, usually on the internet.

2. Someone with little to no netiquet.

3. A complete ****ing idiot who refuses to get the picture they aren't wanted somewhere. Again usually on the internet.
-Random Metal Message Board or Chatroom-

Lamer: NE1 LIKE LINKIN PARK? I THINK CHESTER IZ HAWT!

Poster-A: This is the metal board. Linkin Park isn't metal, they are pop-rock.

Lamer: THEY R METAL THEY ARE ON MTV N U R JELLYIS!

Person-A: Will a mod please ban this LAMER?
by Hic October 07, 2004
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Brinker

Or Stealth troll. A type of Internet troll who tries to annoy a message board or chat room as much as possible while staying on the brink of suspension or banning from the site administration. Usual methods include saying, or eluding to, things they know will piss a group of people off but without actually breaking any outright rules rules of the board. A lot of times these people will go out of their way to let it be known.....many, many times, to the people that what they say is "their opinion". Knowing 9 out of 10 ignorant moderators wont moderate any ACTUAL trolls as long as they include the letters "IMO" half a dozen times in their post.
by Hic January 24, 2005
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g4tv

Soulless "gaming cable television channel" cut in the same mold as MTV.

Terrible off the street idiot hosts with annoying personality and no real gaming knowledge (or interest in gaming for that matter) other than what is on their teleprompter.

Cash influenced reviews and show content.

Entire channel exists not for entertainment but for advertising and exploiting the new surging popularity of gaming and the incompetant 12 year old internet fanboys that now dominate it.

Promotes the same dozen games all day with reruns, even when they only have about 12 hours worth of first run shows on a week. Plenty of extra space for "real" game coverage but they still limit coverage to the same mass marketed "fanboy bait".

Parent company recently bought, erased, and assimilated Tech TV effectively eliminating all intelligent competition to this rubbish channel called G$.
Kewl internet gaming kid: U see G4 dewd? Final Fantasy is tha best GAME E V A R!

Intelligent gamer: No & no.
by Hic October 03, 2004
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RPG

Short for Roleplaying Game. Table top or otherwise that allows one or more people to assume a fictious alter-personality, or personalities, and live a story while having the ability to make choices to directly alter the experience and/or the outcome.

Not to be confused with most "Japanese console rpg's" or as the kiddies refer to as "RPG-Lite" games such as Final Fantasy, Wild Arms, Dragon Warrior, Secret of Mana, etc. Such games play on the sensationalizing of the term "RPG" to make a buck in the market and in all actuality offer no authentic "Role Playing" experience.
The most they can be described as is simply "interactive anime" or "pop up books with batles".
Isn't it ironic that 99% of console RPG's don't have any actual Role Playing in them?
by Hic January 12, 2005
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