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MTVictim

1. Anyone who watches, buys a record from a band on, or goes to a concert featuring a band on MTV or modern music radio.

2. Anyone with the audacity to fancy themselves a "Thug", "Goth", "Trendy", "Teeny Bopper", "Skank", "Punk", "Raver", "Prep", "Skater", "Jock" or member of any other corporately solicited teenage social caste.

MTVictims are no different then each other, nor are they "expressing themselves" like the suits want them to believe. MTVictims are no smarter then each other. MTVictims are all part the lowest common denominator of society.

But look on the brightside you're all part of the majority.
Bobby's a popular preppy kid who listens to Britney Spears and thinks he's "the shit". He hates Betty who's a "punk rock skater" who does nothing but smoke weed, play Tony Hawk Pro Skater, and listen to good Charlotte and Avril Levigne all day. They both hate Brad because he's a "goth" who wears all black, listens to evil "satanic" bands like Linkin park and Slipknot and thinks his life is so tragic because his parents took away his weed instead of Betty's and won't buy him that new car for his 16th birthday so he can be one of the "popular kids". Then there is Willy who sold them the weed. He don't take no shit (or is that no shiz biatch?). Willy can't spell that good, (he uses made up words he got from 50 cent and Jay-Z). None of them can actually because being literate is illegal in todays society.

Bobby, Betty, Brad, and Willy are all MTVictims and should be either be heckled or outright disregarded if you see them or any of their friends out in society or on the internet. Remeber, willingly stupid people have no rights.
by Hic April 5, 2005
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The State

One of many Saturday Night Live copycat skit comedy shows that were popping up as frquently in the mid 90's as those terrible "reality" shows are today in 2005.

Other such notable shows were Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, and Living Color.
by Hic January 12, 2005
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Kings of Chaos

Internet scam based around rewarding children for spamming other websites.

One of many type internet "games", such as PimpLords and Outwar, that reward their "players" for spamming as many messege boards and chat rooms as possible with links to their respective clan. When a unsuspecting person clicks on a reference link they are assimilated into that clan and the owner is given more resources to use "in game". The web site also is credited with that person visiting their site and being exposed ot their banner ads, pop ups, and other such crap which the site itself makes profit off of. A thte end of a round, usually that alsts several months, the top player/s (spammers) are rewarded with kind of moderate prize. Of course the sites CLAIM that anyone caught mindlessly spamming to gain power will have their accounts terminated but just ask the 500,000 tools that make Kings of Chaos a good penny in advertisement spam whether they get banned for it or not.

These "games" are scam's and will get you banned on first offense posting a link or even talking about the sites on many boards across the internet. A true epidemic.
Spammer: "Hey I found a hot new internet game, check it out! (www.siteurl.com). "Join my clan today and I'll help you get set up."

Poster: "You're banned spammer!"
by Hic January 25, 2005
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rollplayer

Someone who claims to be a fan of "Role Playing Games" (usually limited to the pen and paper and even more so massively multiplayer online variety) but whom does very little actual "roleplaying". Instead they tend to concentrate more on building the most obscenely powerful character possible, anyway possible, even at the expense of other players fun.
If you are looking for a good massively multiplayer online role playing game I suggest you choose one with a strong roleplaying community, not a rollplaying one.

Player-A cares more about his character than he does about others playing the game. What a rollplayer!
by Hic October 7, 2004
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scum

Anyone who who attends the University of Miami at Florida
The jailbreakers, gangbangers, crack smokers, carjackers, South Beach homosexuals, and posturing tough guy wiggers who can't pass up the oppertunity to grab their crotch every 10 seconds in public while threatening someone in bad english that attend the University of Miami. Or simply all 18,000 fans of the Hurricannes that show up each week to the Toilet Bowl.
by Hic January 24, 2005
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RPG

Short for Roleplaying Game. Table top or otherwise that allows one or more people to assume a fictious alter-personality, or personalities, and live a story while having the ability to make choices to directly alter the experience and/or the outcome.

Not to be confused with most "Japanese console rpg's" or as the kiddies refer to as "RPG-Lite" games such as Final Fantasy, Wild Arms, Dragon Warrior, Secret of Mana, etc. Such games play on the sensationalizing of the term "RPG" to make a buck in the market and in all actuality offer no authentic "Role Playing" experience.
The most they can be described as is simply "interactive anime" or "pop up books with batles".
Isn't it ironic that 99% of console RPG's don't have any actual Role Playing in them?
by Hic January 12, 2005
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g4tv

Soulless "gaming cable television channel" cut in the same mold as MTV.

Terrible off the street idiot hosts with annoying personality and no real gaming knowledge (or interest in gaming for that matter) other than what is on their teleprompter.

Cash influenced reviews and show content.

Entire channel exists not for entertainment but for advertising and exploiting the new surging popularity of gaming and the incompetant 12 year old internet fanboys that now dominate it.

Promotes the same dozen games all day with reruns, even when they only have about 12 hours worth of first run shows on a week. Plenty of extra space for "real" game coverage but they still limit coverage to the same mass marketed "fanboy bait".

Parent company recently bought, erased, and assimilated Tech TV effectively eliminating all intelligent competition to this rubbish channel called G$.
Kewl internet gaming kid: U see G4 dewd? Final Fantasy is tha best GAME E V A R!

Intelligent gamer: No & no.
by Hic October 3, 2004
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