Lovey

Someone’s favorite childhood stuffed animal, pillow, or blanket, that they have a strong emotional bond with.

My bunny is my lovey.

by Heyitsj000 August 25, 2020

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 16, 2020

I’m not like other boys

Something that Simps say in order to gain the trust of a female.

Come on Jane, I’m not like other boys.

by Heyitsj000 November 11, 2020

Erk

A nickname for someone who's name is Eric

Erk is on Jon's team

by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019

Copy and Paste Intelligence

A way of thinking when one can recite large amounts of information for an exam without analyzing that information just to forget it after that information is no longer relevant in their course

Jon thinks he's smart but all he has is copy and paste intelligence

by Heyitsj000 April 20, 2019

Garand Thumb

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019