Go to 7/11

Tell someone you're going to 7/11 when you actually drive around to drink and smoke

Hey Jane, I'm gonna Go to 7/11

by Heyitsj000 July 04, 2019

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019

February 15th

February 15th, witch is referred to as "Annoy Squidward Day" is where Spongebob Squarepants annoys his friend, Squidward Tentacles.

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day. I'm going to ding dong ditch Squidward repeatedly

by Heyitsj000 February 16, 2019

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 06, 2019

Mother Africa

A term used for the continent of Africa and is usually used by people from Africa

I dream of taking a trip to Mother Africa

by Heyitsj000 April 17, 2019

a hundred on ten

To exaggerate a real life story

I do admit that I put a hundred on ten when I was telling that story about the raccoon in my attic.

by Heyitsj000 April 07, 2019

Stomach Sisters

(Originally an Icelantic term) used for multiple girls who slept with the same person

Girl #1 “Look at this boy that I did it with last night, isn’t he cute?”
Girl #2 “Oh my God, I slept with him too! That means we’re stomach sisters!”
Girl #1 “What does that mean!”
Girl #2 “That means that we’ve slept with the same person!”

by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019