Hey man it's STIMPY's definitions

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Easy Stevie

A really loose RECTOM/ BUTTHOLE. Anything penetrates it with no resistance.

Tom: Hey Oliver did you hook up with Tammy?
Oliver: Yea we did anal and she was so loose, she had an Easy Stevie.

by Hey man it's STIMPY February 16, 2021

big beauty

A rather large and overweight woman who thinks their beautiful but actually they are a 3 out of 10. Big Beauty's are very insecure and they always think people are talking about them.

Tim: Hey Brad are you taking Kaitlyn to the dance on Saturday. Brad: Hell no dude she's a Big Beauty.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 13, 2020

Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020

Super Steve

Strong as an OX.

Hey Jerry, if you need help moving that piano just call Super Steve. He's strong as an Ox.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 23, 2020

JAUNTAUM

Cajun slang for small penis.

Ben doesn't use the locker room showers after practice because he's ashamed of his Jauntaum.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 23, 2024

Sippin Steve

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.

Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020