Hey man it's STIMPY's definitions

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Black Jimbo

An African American male with a well built physique and near superhuman strength but with a brain the size of a peanut. Black Jimbo's have a hard time concentrating on basic tasks such as walking and blinking their eyes.

I asked Marcus to let me borrow a pen but he gave me ruler instead. I should have known better because he's a Black Jimbo.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 15, 2020

J.T.

J=Just T=Tiny

J.T. means Just Tiny.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 7, 2024

JAUNTAUM

Cajun slang for small penis.

Ben doesn't use the locker room showers after practice because he's ashamed of his Jauntaum.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 23, 2024

Sippin Steve

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.

Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

bareback steveing

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.

Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 18, 2020

big beauty

A rather large and overweight woman who thinks their beautiful but actually they are a 3 out of 10. Big Beauty's are very insecure and they always think people are talking about them.

Tim: Hey Brad are you taking Kaitlyn to the dance on Saturday. Brad: Hell no dude she's a Big Beauty.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 13, 2020