Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

el d

el dorado. the car. that's it

seriously. the car. that's it... ass

by herschel quintron May 13, 2005

back in action

When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.

"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Star of David

When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)

"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

softboy

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

by herschel quintron June 30, 2005

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003