Definitions by Herr Shrek
A cannon to a pebble
A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
A cannon to a pebble by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
Quark and ball torture
In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.
Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
Quark and ball torture by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021
Capitalism
Capitalism is when money
Capitalism is when money
Capitalism by Herr Shrek October 12, 2021
National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo
National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021
Commieboo
Latin name: Crassus communistus
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about Paul?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Commieboo by Herr Shrek February 27, 2021
The Sinking Ships
An English post-punk band, formed in 1979 and active from then until 1981. Their members were: Simon Brighton (guitarist)
Terry Welbourn (bassist)
Colin Hopkirk (vocalist)
Nick Green (drummer)
They are sometimes attributed to being the writers of The Most Mysterious Song on The Internet, due to two of their most famous songs (The Cinema Clock and Strangers) sounding similar, although this has been mostly debunked. Their songs are actually pretty good, I would recommend checking them out.
Terry Welbourn (bassist)
Colin Hopkirk (vocalist)
Nick Green (drummer)
They are sometimes attributed to being the writers of The Most Mysterious Song on The Internet, due to two of their most famous songs (The Cinema Clock and Strangers) sounding similar, although this has been mostly debunked. Their songs are actually pretty good, I would recommend checking them out.
Person 1: Hey, what would you say is your favourite band?
Person 2: I'd have to say The Sinking Ships.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: Criminally underrated group.
Person 2: I'd have to say The Sinking Ships.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: Criminally underrated group.
The Sinking Ships by Herr Shrek December 10, 2020
Ungalo
1) A minor antagonist from Part 6 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is Bohemian Rhapsody and his face looks like he was dropped on his face as a child. Ungalo is also the son of Dio Brando.
2) A way of describing a really ugly person.
2) A way of describing a really ugly person.
Person 1: Who's your favourite character from JJBA?
Person 2: Ungalo.
Person 3: Damn, that guy's ugly.
Person 4: I know, he's a total Ungalo.
Person 2: Ungalo.
Person 3: Damn, that guy's ugly.
Person 4: I know, he's a total Ungalo.
Ungalo by Herr Shrek July 20, 2020