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Definitions by Herbie Dongsporran

Hood Curd 

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
Hood Curd by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Grooming Jam 

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

Sadiq's Supper 

The digit dung lodged beneath the jagged, talons/fingernails of a goat violating Arab.

Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.

Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.

Pakteria 

A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.

Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
Pakteria by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.
Turbants by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

Skid Ghost 

Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas

Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.

Corpzeangel 

A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.
With a brain consitsting of untreated sewage, Corpzeangel will die alone without mourn.