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Definitions by Herbie Dongsporran

A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021

Choc-clit 

Zone of arousal.

Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’
Choc-clit by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

Jizz Beard 

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
Jizz Beard by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

Spackcess 

(Disabled Access)

The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.

Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.

These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.

OR

'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
Spackcess by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021

Gooch Bugs 

The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.

They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
Gooch Bugs by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Dung Druff 

The fine particles of crap flakes which ploom when one claws the tangled vines of their ring beard.
'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'
Dung Druff by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021