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A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
Get the Atomic Shitten mug.A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021
Get the Poovery mug.A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
Get the Corpzeangel mug.'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Get the Hood Curd mug.I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
Get the Clump Sporran mug.Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.
His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 8, 2022
Get the Boonspan mug.'The panicked, choiceless visitor must first conquer the choking ponk of stale piss and steaming botty slop of the dung-geon whilst avoiding all eye contact with the subnormal, cockthrottling mincers that frequent the shat splattered, piss caked tomb.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
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