A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 30, 2022
The digit dung lodged beneath the jagged, talons/fingernails of a goat violating Arab.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 25, 2021
The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 01, 2021
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran January 01, 2021