Herbie Dongsporran's definitions
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The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021
Get the Spackcessmug. 'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.
The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022
Get the Blimpanzeemug. I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
Get the Clump Sporranmug. 'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Get the Hood Curdmug. A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021
Get the Pooverymug. A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
Get the Corpzeangelmug. 'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023
Get the Climate Spactivistmug.