Heather's definitions

Shymoniak

A large middle eastern mountain yak with large pointy horns and no teeth.

"Look at that gigantic shymoniak running down the side of that mountain!!!"

"They shot a tranquilizer dart at the raging rabid shymoniak."

by Heather February 12, 2005

ford

At least they circled the problem...

no examples here...fords just flat out suck. and thats all there is to it

by heather March 23, 2004

shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

by Heather November 9, 2004

Relient K

The best CHRISTIAN band out there today!

Like those bands dont even compare to Relient K

by Heather September 27, 2003

yous guys

midwest version of y'all

What are yous guys up to?

by Heather April 4, 2005

slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

by Heather April 28, 2003

get out of punx

When we went to DISNEYLAND, they kicked us out suddenly.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they told me to wash hair. they told me to take off jackets.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin money
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin dream
disneyland wanna make dream. so they put down punx
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they make fuckin money. they make fuckin dream
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick

Here, now we never have to search for the fucking lyrics again.

by Heather November 26, 2004