Hawk's definitions

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

fwice

The first sympton of the severely painful STD known as donneria.

Ex: After a long night of dumplings and rough sex, Jane woke up to excruciating fwice on her genitals.

by Hawk April 7, 2004

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by hawk May 29, 2003

Jamacain Style

It is when a boy and a girl is having sex and the guy bangs on her boobies so hard like the Bongoes they become black like a Jamacain.

DUDE i did a girl Jamacain Style her boobs are still black like jamacain girls.

by Hawk February 24, 2005

horked

To be out-of-whack; to be destroyed; to be completely unworkable.

Installing those new speakers in my car horked my amp.

by Hawk September 17, 2003

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004