30 definitions by Hawk

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by Hawk May 30, 2003

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 15, 2004

CIA

Christians In Action

"Hey, 'd you hear about the latest Christians In Action intelligence fuckup?"

by Hawk February 18, 2004

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by Hawk March 26, 2005

Thug's Passion

Alcoholic drink made famous by 2pac. 1 part Alize and 1 part Cristal. Guaranteed to make a Pussy wet and a Dick hard!

I ain't trying to turn you all niggas into alcholics
Alcholics ha ha
I'm just trying to turn you into muthafuckin thugs
So come and get some of this Thug Passion Baby

by Hawk May 8, 2003

Jamacain Style

It is when a boy and a girl is having sex and the guy bangs on her boobies so hard like the Bongoes they become black like a Jamacain.

DUDE i did a girl Jamacain Style her boobs are still black like jamacain girls.

by Hawk February 25, 2005