Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Pee-ers Graceland
Pee-ers Graceland (less commonly called Poopers Graceland) is a portapotty or many portapotties. It's basically portapotties found near a construction zone. It's good to pee and sometimes even poop there as it also has toilet paper. Pee-ers Graceland is a good place to pee in when you drank too much water, juice, coffee, energy drinks (like redbull, monster, C4, celsius, and bang), highly caffeinated sodas(Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper), spiked fruit punch, vodka, whiskey, wine, and/or beer.
I had a cup of coffee and 3 Coors Light beers and a cup of water. I went to Pee-ers Graceland to pee.
Pee-ers Graceland by HawaiianPunch1 January 30, 2023
Yofurt
Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.
Yofurt by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
Chez
Chez is fake cheese. Chez is either made from oil and no milk or from non animal sources. While cow cheese and Goat cheese are real, oil cheese and tofu (from soybeans) are fake cheese. Fake milk is malk and fake yogurt is yofurt.
Mangina 1: I'm eating tofu!
Mangina 2: I'm eating oil cheese!
Normal person: That's not cheese you're eating, Manginas! That's chez! CHEZ!
Normal person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of manginas!
Mangina 2: I'm eating oil cheese!
Normal person: That's not cheese you're eating, Manginas! That's chez! CHEZ!
Normal person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of manginas!
Chez by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
Malk
Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.
Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!
Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!
Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!
Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!
Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!
Malk by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
It's the tryptophan!
"It's the tryptophan!" is a phrase that is said by someone who has taken Modafinil and Red Bull during Thanksgiving when everyone is eating Turkey that contains Tryptophan and are also eating rice and corn and salad and pie and flan and lasagna and soda. Then during a superhero movie or a movie about aliens or maybe a cartoon, your family starts sleeping and then you say "It's the Tryptophan!" since Tryptophan makes you sleepy.
Mom: Cooks turkey.
Dad: sets the table and gets the soda.
Brothers: sits down.
You: *has a Redbull and a Modafinil.
Everyone: Eats Thanksgiving meal.
Everyone: *watches movie and starts falling asleep.
You: It's the Tryptophan!
Dad: sets the table and gets the soda.
Brothers: sits down.
You: *has a Redbull and a Modafinil.
Everyone: Eats Thanksgiving meal.
Everyone: *watches movie and starts falling asleep.
You: It's the Tryptophan!
It's the tryptophan! by HawaiianPunch1 January 14, 2023
Vape
Vape is an electronic cigarette. It contains nicotine (safe but addictive), propylene glycol (safe), vegetable glycerin (glycerol, safe), and artificial flavors.
Some flavors of vape are: Candy, watermelon, mango, mint, menthol, peach, and more.
Juul has less flavors, but still has flavors and is easy to use. Nicotine does not give you lung cancer. Only the carcinogens in regular cigarettes and chewing tobacco give you lung cancer. Vaping is for people 18 years and older only in some places, and 21 years or older in other places.
Some flavors of vape are: Candy, watermelon, mango, mint, menthol, peach, and more.
Juul has less flavors, but still has flavors and is easy to use. Nicotine does not give you lung cancer. Only the carcinogens in regular cigarettes and chewing tobacco give you lung cancer. Vaping is for people 18 years and older only in some places, and 21 years or older in other places.
Vape by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
The grass is greener on my side of the fence
The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
The grass is greener on my side of the fence by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023