Yofurt 

Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.

Mangina: I'm eating yofurt!

Normal Person: What a mangina!

Yofurt by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Yogurt Male 

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

Yogurt Male by I love yogurt October 31, 2021

yogurt balloon 

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

yogurt balloon by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

Anal yogurt 

When you cum in her ass and and a little drips out of her butthole

God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt

Anal yogurt by Juneboylover July 31, 2016