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Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

An alien can mean two things.

1) Living creatures from outer space Living on other planets.

2) Someone who's smart, but nowhere near as smart as a nerd unless they pop a smart drug. They can get really strong and buff if they workout for years though.
1)

Aliens: We're going to use tractor beams to abduct your farm animals.

2)

Aliens: We can get 2-FMA and 4F-MPH and 2m2bOH 2-methyl-2-butanol to research. And play with shiny non-toxic Gallium. But first, gym.
Alien by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024

Fluoradderall 

Fluoradderall is 2-FA (2-Fluoroamphetamine) or 2-FMA (2-Fluoromethamphetamine). The dose range is 10mg to 60mg+ of 2-FA or 10mg to 50mg+ of 2-FMA. It also boosts confidence, focus, memory, helps with ADHD, and more.
Tony: I took 50mg of Fluoradderall (2-FMA). It was awesome and I studied for hours.

Lab Coke 

Lab Coke is code for 4F-MPH. 4F-MPH helps you study at 5mg to 15mg. At 15mg to 30mg+, it gets you high. Lab Coke is combined with vodka shots (Ethanol) and beers (Ethanol) to create 4F-EPH in a similar way to how Cocaine plus Ethanol create Cocaethylene.
I'm snorting Lab Coke (4F-MPH) and drinking Vodka shots and beers. Yeah, Lab cocaethylene (4F-EPH)!
Lab Coke by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2024
The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Gym Rat by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

Cow Tooth 

A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.
Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!
Cow Tooth by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

Cheese Tooth 

Cheese Tooth is similar to a sweet tooth, except that instead of liking sweets, you like cheese.
Mmmmm. Cheese! It ain't easy being cheesy! I have a Cheese Tooth!
Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine. Concerta can also be taken with a few beers (Ethanol) or shots of vodka (Ethanol) and the L-Methylphenidate turns into L-Ethylphenidate, which is a little more Dopaminergic and less heavy on Norepinephrine, and the Ethanol boosts levels of D-Methylphenidate in the brain. 20mg of Ritalin is equivalent to 72mg of Concerta.
I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.
Vitamin C by HawaiianPunch1 July 7, 2024