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Nut Sack Turbulance 

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
Modafinil is wakefulness enhancer with the formula (C6H5)2HC(S=O)CH2(C=O)NH2. Modafinil and Armodafinil are good for ADHD (boosts memory, wakefulness, and focus), helps with Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder (by keeping you awake), helps with becoming smarter, helps with excessive sleepiness, helps with Narcolepsy, and more. Modafinil can be used long-term. Modafinil's dose range is 100mg to 200mg+. Modafinil can be prescribed by a doctor, bought online (from Modafinil XL, for example), or synthesized in a lab. Diphenylmethanone can be reduced to Diphenylmethanol by either Sodium Borohydride in pure dry ethanol, or by reacting it with Aluminum Galinstan in ethanol water. Then react Diphenylmethanol with Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst to get Diphenylmethyl bromide. React Thioglycolic acid with food grade Sodium Hydroxide and dry it to get Sodium Thioglycolate. Then synthesize Modafinil from there in a few more steps.
Tony: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL.

Steve: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil from Modafinil XL too. And I bought blue pills and herbs and acne cream and L-Theanine to counteract side effects of Modafinil.

Cassandra: I bought Modafinil and Armodafinil and got pink pills and acne cream for side effects.
Modafinil by HawaiianPunch1 December 2, 2023

AIS girl trolls 

AIS girl trolls is something that the medical community and some girls agreed on to troll people. They claim they have XY and don't respond to Androgens like testosterone, so they were born women-like. She has XX and is just trolling you. XXY means hermaphrodite (super rare glitch) because it has both male and female. X for female and Y for male. But there's no way you can be female with XY. There's trans people who use hormones and surgery to become the other gender, but you're not supposed to do that, because God and Jesus and the holy spirit doesn't want you to do that. Life has glitches. Some glitches are good, while others are bad. There's hand in molten lead glitch (Leidenfrost effect), drop of water floating and bouncing in a hot pan (Leidenfrost effect), supercooled water cooled to below freezing point suddenly freezing when you move it, and more. There's biohacking (using cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, stimulants, SARMs, titanium foam bones surgery to get super strong Wolverine bones, and more.). AIS girls don't exist! They can't exist! They're trolls! The devil is using people like her to troll people. Maybe she transsexual.
AIS girl trolls: We're girls, but we have XY and are immune to testosterone. *Drinks Bud Light.

Normal person: What kind of grass are you smoking?!
AIS girl trolls by HawaiianPunch1 November 30, 2023

Bidenflation 

Bidenflation is inflation caused by Joe Biden. It is caused by bad economic decisions. Every time he falls down the stairs, there's more Bidenflation!
Biden: *Shuts down our supply of oil

*Falls

*Inflation occurs
Normal people: Prepare for more Bidenflation!

Other people: Eh, why is everything so expensive now? It's probably caused by something overseas..
Bidenflation by HawaiianPunch1 October 6, 2023

Little Dipper 

Little Dipper is a constellation in the night sky. It looks like a little scoop compared to the big dipper, which looks like a bug scoop.

Also, someone who dips, but not a lot. A user of sauces. If a sandwich or burger is being eaten, french dressing or thousand island dressing will go on it and occasionally spill on the plate. If a hot dog is ordered at a movie theater, ketchup, mustard, and relish must be added to it. If takeout noodles or chicken wings and vegetable fried rice or general tso's chicken are eaten at home, the restaurant's condiments (hot sauce, soy sauce, duck sauce) must be put to work in sometimes in combination with some recent sauce packs from the refrigerator. God forbid chicken nuggets go without at least one ketchup or BBQ sauce. Also adds hot sauce or ketchup to house food.
That woman is a little dipper. She went and asked for the sauces at the Chick-fil-A after they forgot to add them.
Little Dipper by HawaiianPunch1 September 28, 2023

Alef Model A Flying Car

The Alef Model A Flying car is a concept car made by Alef Aeronautics. In the air, the cabin is gimballed so the occupants stay upright, and the rest of the body rotates 90 degrees around it.

On the road, the Alef Model A has a top speed of 25 mph, though the top speed in the air has yet to be determined.

The company says that the Model A will have a price tag of around $300,000 and that more than 400 pre-orders for the two-passenger variant have already been placed.

If everything goes according to plan, Americans can start buying the first model year in 2025.

They will have the 2 passenger variant and 4 passenger variant.

There's also the Alef Model Z flying car.
*The year 2025

Fernando: I'm going to buy the Alef Model A Flying car.
Lexapro is an SSRI antidepressant used for major depression and anxiety. It can be very useful when combined with other medications like Propranolol, Modafinil, Depakote, and more. Lexapro is escitalopram. It's stronger than Citalopram. 5mg of Lexapro plus other medications is good. It makes you happy. Lexapro; Selegiline; and D,L Deprenyl are way better than that Zoloft crap!
Tony: I took 5mg of Lexapro and Propranolol and other medications for depression and anxiety. I feel happy! They’re grrreeat!
Lexapro by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2023