Harry Flashman's definitions

laissez-faire

Fr. Either a term meaning a policy of non-interference in economics or meaning an indolent homosexual.

Pierre, an economic adviser to the finance minister was going to propose a laissez-faire approach to the recession but was such a laissez-faire that he never got around to it.

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

goof

A mistake or to make a mistake.

Sorry, that was a goof...it was a real .357 magnum round, not a .38 blank, I goofed...you want a tourniquet for that?

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

adze

adze is to axe as adds is to asks.

Caint yu adze I axe for tu adze.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

shitcan

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.

1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.

All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003