Harry Flashman's definitions

cods

Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

commiepinkofag

A catchall insult in the 1950's and early 60's that could come attached with a beating or dossier; usually said to or about out-of-staters, folks in need of a haircut, or people who were different.

Lookie there, Leon, a New York plate, must be a commiepinkofag.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

peckerbreath

n. Characterized by having phallitosis.

Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

felino-american

An American of Latino heritage who fellates. (See also: felcasian-, felfro-, felnese- and feliut-.)

Jorge was a felino-American and had few friends in his Marine rifle squad; his sister, Juanita, however enjoyed wide popularity in the squad.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003