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limberdick

Dave is such a limberdick.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
mugGet the limberdickmug.

sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.
Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
mugGet the sillygoosemug.

vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
mugGet the vienna sausagesmug.

frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
mugGet the frosts my ballsmug.

democracy

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the democracymug.

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the Proctologistmug.

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.
The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
mugGet the all over itmug.

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