316 definitions by Harry Flashman

Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by Harry Flashman July 13, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by Harry Flashman July 17, 2003

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

by Harry Flashman July 27, 2003

blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.

You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

by Harry Flashman July 16, 2003

criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

by Harry Flashman July 12, 2003

harkut

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.

Boy...git ah harkut!

by Harry Flashman July 12, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by Harry Flashman July 13, 2003