Harry Flashman's definitions

chaste

Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.

Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Chops

The main component in crown rack of lamb.

I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.

Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

dianetics

A nervous twitch that Diane Feinstein gets when she spins the truth in political speeches.

Senator Feinstein got that dianetics again...she must be talking about gun control.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

krap

KKK dung.

Grand Klugle Marmaluke excused himself from the cross-burning to go take a krap.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

jugglies

Unattractive breasts.

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003