Harry Flashman's definitions

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Thunk

The sound a simpletons mind makes when he shifts his thinking into high gear.

Oh yeah...well, uh...uh...uh...(THUNK)...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

waimanalo

A would be trailer park if Hawaiian zoning laws permitted it.

Dem buggahs frum waimanalo is all F.O.B., dey don't know mauka frum ewa and dey breff smel like YickLung salties.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

fuckeroo

A promiscuous man at a gay dude ranch.

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."

by harry flashman July 19, 2003