Harry Flashman's definitions

ortho

n. a retard, dolt, idiot, moron

What an ortho!

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

unidimensional

Possessing no values, beliefs or thoughts but one. Singleminded, narrowly focused. A monochromal anti-bodylike personality.

Most elected officials are unidimensional...once elected it's all about getting reelected.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Gwockomali

The kind of avocado salsa spread they serve in Jersey.

Yo, dis gwockomali tastes like shit...where dey make it? Noo Yawk?

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

Omar-the-tent-maker

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

liplock

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003