1. A moist fart. 2. An alcoholic.
1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Q. Hey Chief, I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, we have philosophical differences in our approach to Naval leadership....I even puked on your shoes once on the quarterdeck....but would you sign my request chit to go to the United States Naval Academy? A. Nofukinway, Seaman Apprentice Ferndock.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
"Bubba, come heah quick an brang the wahr cutters..I done got this treble hook caught up in my peeatter when I wuz castin'"
by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003
A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
by harry flashman August 03, 2003