Harry Flashman's definitions

fuckin' A

An affirmation spoken with religious zeal and enthusiasm.

Fuckin' A, tweety bird, it's beer and pizza tonight.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003